A couple never fought in years.

A friend asked: how did you make it possible?

Husband: we went to Paris for our honeymoon,

while horse riding my wife’s horse jumped and

she fell down.

She got up and patted the horse’s back and said

this is your st time

After a while it happened again and my wife said

this your nd time ,

when it happened rd time, my wife took out

the gun and shot the horse..!

I shouted: You PSYCHO you killed the horse.

She gave me a grave look and said this is your

st time!

And since then we have never fought.