A child on juice corner-Papaji koi aisi Machine nahi hai Jisme Juice dalo to Fal nikle?Father- Hai,Teri Mummy.Usme maine Juice dala to Tu nikal aaya..!!..m ∞
?Men will be Men:?Nipple Mila. Chusna Shuru, ??DEWAAR Mili. Mutna Shuru,?Zuban Fisli.. Maa-Behan Shuru,??Gaand Mili. Ungli shuru, ?Fokat Ki Mili. Pina Shuru…?Lund haath aaya. Hilana shuru.. ?Char dost mile. Gandmasti shuru . Ladki mili.Chudai ki planning shuru…Aisa msg mila.Fwrd karna shuru.. 😕 ∞
GAND ke sath aksar ye ghatana ghat jati haiWah wah!GAND ke sath aksar ye ghatna ghat jati hai.Musibat koso door hoti hai, BAHENCHOD. GAND Pahle Phat jati hai ∞
A lawyer came home after having sex in his car.Girl forgot her bra n panty in car.The wife found them, tore them up n shouted: U dirty bastard u hv been screwing ur secretary.Without blinking an eyelid, lawyer shouted back. Bitch u hv just destroyed d only evidence of a high profile rape case I have been working on. U can now forget abt diamond necklace u were asking for,Wife fell on her knees, crying And trying repair d torn pieces And lawyer walked away wid a smile…Moral: Start studying LAW?? ∞
Nawab ka beta rd std me fail hua,School ne usko nd std me bheja,nd me fail hua, to usse st std me bheja…Nawab apne biwi se bola: Apni Tange khuli rakhna, ye Chutya wapas aa raha hai… ∞
Officer santa se ; hme ab apne mission p nikalna h , aur dushmano ko munhtod jawab dena hsanta (gusse m) ;aap kahe to sir hum dushmano ki MAA CHOD dengeofficer ; arrre bhnchod hme dushman maarne hain paida ni krne 😛 ∞
hujure aalaPesh-e-khidmat gazal…Kal chodne k raat thi..Sab ne kiaapna khada..Kuchh ne kahamera bada..Kuchh ne kahaus ka bada..Hum bhi wahin maujood the..Hum chup rahe..Bas hans diye..Jab hum nekiya apna khada..Sab ne kaha…GF chod di..ITNA BADA..ITNA BADA…Gdnt ∞
Boy And girl in busBoy: Miss ap k apple muj se touch ho rhe hyGirl apple mre hy,apko kia taqlif haBoy: apple to apky hy lekin juice mra nikal rha hy?.!! ∞
Ek Ladki ki Crore ki lottery nikli.Company ne socha achanak bataaya to ladki khushi se mar sakti hai.Unhone us ladki ke best friend Pappu ko ye kaam saunpa …. Inform her .. In such a way … So that she doesn’t die of shockPAPPU went and started ….Assume U get Crore ki Lottery ? What will you do?Ladki: I will strip Nude in front of you..Pappu : Agar crore ki Nikle to..???Ladki: U can screw me as many times U want…Pappu : agar Crore ki Lottery mile toh..???Ladki : I will suck your cock every day and Night …. You can Fuck me in the backAnd and and…….. I will Give you half the money ….Bhosdika Pappu hi khushi se marr gaya…=D =))…. ∞
ek baar ek ldka aur uski bandi mall gaye..ladke ne helmet kharidaladki boli Dimag h nhi helmet pehen k kya karoge…..ladke ki jhaant fire ho gyiladka- kal tumne bra kharidi mene kuch bola…?? ∞
Aj kal ke pyare bacche…Kid :- Mere papa itnetall hain k jump maar kehelicopter pakad letehain ∞
I don’t know why people Hate XXX Movies?Although they are the most Positive Movies ∞
Zindgi ke usool…-Choot,chuchi,or chilam kitni b pio kbi juthi nai hoti,-Pauda,Loda,or Gauda hmesha sehlane se badte hai,-Lund,or Gamand dono ko kaboo me rakhna chahiye,-Bajan,Bojan,or Chodan hmesha ekant me krne chahiye,-Ladki chahe kitni b lambi ho pesab to beith k hi kregi na…So usool kaise lge zindgi k… ∞
America Ki Kaamyabi Ka Raaz:Wo Kaam Ko Dimag MeAurLawde Ko CHUT Me Rakhte Hai,AurHum CHUT Ko Dimag MeAurKaam Ko Lawde pe Rakhte Hai..!? ∞
Its Strange But Damn very True Fact……..Laptop Speakers Are Too Quiet For MUSIC ∞
