CID SMS Jokes

Aaj main savere savere jaag gaya
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Aaj main savere savere jaag gaya.
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ACP -Daya Lagta Hai Khooni yaha se bhag gaya

CID ne Sony Se Naata Jod Liya

CID ne Sony Se Naata Jod Liya
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Aur Jis Room Me Mana Rha Tha
Abhijeet Suhaagrat,

Daya Ne Wahi Drwaza Tod Diya.!!

Mujhe ek bat bohot pareshan kar raha he :-
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Duniya me lie detector discover kiu hua?
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Jab sach bulbane ke liye daya ka ek thappar hi kafi hey

sambhal ke chlna aage gaatar hai…..

sambhal ke chalna aage gaatar hai…..

acp bola daya ho na ho yah suicide ni murder hai

Pani mai sans lo toh aati hai bubble
aabh toh cid ki taqat ho gai hai double.

Xam Me cOpy Kar K Pas Hue Jaise-Taise

Xam Me cOpy Kar K Pas Hue Jaise-Taise

ACP-Daya Pata lagaO Akhir Munni Badnaam Hui tO Hui Kaise?

Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya…
Gor frmaiye..

Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya….

ACP tha toilet me or Daya ne darwaja tod diya

Taqdeer mein jo likha hai wahi milega, Taqdeer mein jo likha hai wahi milega,
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Wah Wah
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Hands up! Koi Apni Jagah Se Nahi Hilega…

ACP: Daya aaj nd October hai..

Iska matlab kya malum hai?

Daya: Haa, aaj Gandhi Jayanti hai

ACP: Nahi Daya

Iska matlab aaj dry day hai

CID MEIN AB AAMIR K SATH HUA TALAASH.

CID MEIN AB AAMIR K SATH HUA TALAASH.

IS CASE MEIN RED SUITCASE MEIN MILI CID KO DO DO LASH…..

Abhijeet: Sir, aaj Bharat Bandh he.
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ACP: Daya, Bharat tod do !!!

CID RETURNS:
Meri billi ne kiya meeeaaoo.
Wah wah
Meri billi ne kiya meeeaaoo.
Wah wah
Daya ne goli mari dhishkeeeaaoo

Kya hua tha raat me kaise mar gaya Tony

Gaur farmayga

Kya hua tha raat me kaise mar gaya Tony

Janne k Liye dekhiye CID, only oN SOnY.

Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa
phool khilega..
Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa
phool khilega..
Daya sabut dhundho yahi kahi milega!

Naya kalam pesh kr raha hu.gaur farmaiyega…
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.jindgi m na moh mili na maya…

wah wah
.jindgi m na moh mili na maya…
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. CID ki aakhen h abhijeet or DAYa