Double Meaning Jokes

Which Letters Can Change a Girl Into a Women.?
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AGE!

ABBREVIATIONS Which Are Not Known To Many Of Us:
CHESS : Chariot, Horse, Elephant, Soldiers.

COLD : Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease.

JOKE : Joy Of Kids Entertainment.

AIM : Ambition In Mind.

DATE : Day And Time Evolution.

EAT : Energy And Taste.

TEA : Taste And Energy Admitted.

PEN : Power Enriched In Nib.

SMILE : Sweet Memories In Lip Expression.

BYE : Beside You Every-time.

In the marriage party…
ladke ko jorse susu lagi thi,
boy- mummy muje susu lagi hai.
mom- yaha par sabke samne aesa nahi bolte…aesa bolo ki muje song gana hai…!!
boy- ok.
phir ratko baje…
(boy to dad)
boy- papa muje song gana hai..!!
dad- beta..!!, itni ratko kaha song gayega..achha chal mere kan me gale..!!
ladke ne kan me mut diya..!!

This is killer
Chemistry ki class mein Sir ne Ladki se poocha!
What is Nitrate ?”

Ladki sharma kar boli
Kya sir

Night Rate is /- sirf aap k liye……..aur hotel ka alag se
?????????”

At a dance party
boy- will u dance with me?
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Girl- no..main bache k sath nai
nachti?
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Boy- sorry…mujhe nai pta tha aap
pregnant ho.

each n evry pole dr is an equal n opp hole whn that pole enters into d hole that gives rise to either a pole or a hole ….

Can I have your picture? ……… I save natural disasters

Police to santa: Jail
me kaise aana hua?
Sir: Media wali ladki
ki wajah se
Police: Wo kaise?
uski T-shirt pe likha tha PRESS
Maine daba dia!!

Me watching TV alone.!!
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Ads: Cycle Agarbatti, Maggi,
Noodles, Ultratech Cement, etc etc .
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Suddenly Parents enter.!!
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Ads: Manforce Condoms, Whisper,
Choice, Set Wet very very sexy etc
etc

Mindfreak !! ?

Son: (pointing to the breast) Mom ye kya hai?
Mom: Ye balloon hai.
Son: Mom aapke balloon kamwali ke balloon se chhote kyun hain?
Mom: Tune kamwali ke kab dekhe?
Son: Jab papa hawa bhar rahe the.

NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

Aaj Hum Dono Wada Karein

K

Hum Zindagi Bhar Pyar Karenge
Hum Wafa Karenge
Ham Mohbbat Karenge

Sirf Or Sirf
Apni

Piyari

?AMMI JAAN?SE..!

Ek gubbare waale ki dukan ke bahar likha tha:
Agar apne bacche ko gubbara nahi dila sakte to waqt pe gubbara chadha liya karo…!!

Santa was slapped by a lady
in the lift……
bcoz
he misunderstood her request,
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when she said… EK Dabaana”!!”