Funny Question Jokes

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?…….Because they have big fingers. xD

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?….Ramu: A teacher

If I drink alcohol, I am an alcoholic.But if I drink fanta,……am I fantastic? 😛 =))

The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

Q: Explain the word automatically.A: Agar koi ganji ladki rikshay main baithi ho tou uss ko kehtey hain auto-main-taklli” ”

Q. What streets do ghosts haunt?A. Dead ends!

M.B.B.S Final Year Exam Question…If A Lady Faints, First Check HerPU_S_”Only Those Students Who Wrote “PULSE” Have Paased 🙂 ”

Q. Why did the baby strawberry cry?A. Because his parents were in a jam!

Q: Pyar krke shaadi krni chahiye ya fir shaadi krke pyar krna chahiye?Best rply: Shadi krke pyar krna chahiye pr is ki khabr biwi ya hsbnd ko nahi honi chahiye.

Question: Why the legal age for voting is And for marriage years?Ans: Desh sambhalna biwi sambhalney se asaan hai.

It Is Well Known Saying DatJo Hanse-Unke Ghar Base”But The Question Is”Basne K Bad Kitne Hanse ?””

The night was dark, the moon was highI stopped my car….you wondered why?I leant so close, you felt shyI uttered those three wordI…..la puncture?

Auto driver enters in NO ENTRY”.Traffic police sees him but does not stop him.Why?PJ of the Millenium:bcoz Auto driver was WALKING. ”

Programmer : Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?Programmer : No.Programmer : Inheritance.

A chinese pair Mr and Miss Hua, got twins without getting married.What did they name them?Ans: Jo Hua, So Hua