Funny Shayari

Har safar mein aapka saath hum denge,
Apne pyar ki saugat hum denge,
Girne lage to hath hum denge,
aur
Na bhi gire to..
EK LAAT HUM DENGE.

Rainbow mein colour hota hai violet

wah wah!!

wah wah!!

Rainbow mein colour hota hai violet

Mam may i go to toilet.

Teri dosti mein diwane ho gaye,
Tujhe apna banate-banate khud se begane ho gaye,
Pukar le pyar se ek baar mere dost,
Murgae ki aawaz sun ke zamane ho gaye.

Arz Hai

Cham cham karti chandni,
tim tim karte taare

Cham cham karti chandni,
tim tim karte taare

Koi bhi sms nahi karte,
Besharam ho gaye saare..!!

Good Night

Haath mein taaqat hai,
toh tajmahal ko hila kar dekh..

Warna aa baith ke do peg whiskey maar,
aur tajmahal ko hilta hua dekh..!!

Usne jo sher mara tow wah wah ho gayi..

Usne jo sher mara tow wah wah ho gayi..

Aur Maine jo sher mara toh..

toh

toh

Sherni widwa ho gayi..!!

Usne baja diya mera music bina dhol ke,
dil todh diya usne i hate u bole ke,
ek roz ja rahi thi wo mujhe bye bole ke,
to maine bhi lauda dikha diya chain khol ke

Ek khawab ek khayal ek hakikat hai tu,
zindgi mein pane wali har zarurat hai tu,
jisko roz msg karne ko dil kare
are yaar vahi sweet simusibat hai tu.

Pyar ki gadi mein kabhi petrol nahi hota,
pyar ke safar mein kabhi panchar nahi hota,
Pyar jivan ki aisi gadi hai jis mein
se jayada passenger nahi hota.

Arz Kia Hai:
Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai,
Wah Wah

Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai,
Bhai Wah Wah

Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai,
Zara si tawajja plz

Bhai petrol dalo to gari chalti hai,
Kya irshaad farmaya hai,

Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai
Nahi dalo to nahi chalti hai.

Wo aaj bhi is garmi mein mar rahi hai.
e-dosto
Jo maine use ek baar keh diya tha..
Tum is sweater mein katrina kaif lag rahi ho.

Har khwab humesha sacha nahi hota,
bohot zyada pyaar bhi acha nahi hota,
kisi ko kum na samajna is duniya mein dost,
kyu ki har dudh peene wala bachcha nahi hota.

Ishq ne insaan ko kya se kya bana diya,
kisi ko kavi kisiko katil bana diya,
do phool ka bozh na utha sakti thi MUMTAZ,
aur SHAHJAHAN ne uspe TAZ MAHAL bana diya.

Arz kya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi,
aur
phool khilne se pahle bakri kha gayi.

Bahut sweet hai woh jise hum chahte hai,
Har pal khuda se usiko mangte hai,
Dil tarasta hai use Pane ko,

Kya Aap ka dil nahi karta..

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