Husband Vs Wife

Ques: WIFE aur GIRLFRIEND

Mein Kya Difference Hota

Hai????

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Answer: Karib Karib kilo ka.

Wife

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W-Wonderful

I-Item

F-for

E-Entertainment

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Husband

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H-handsome

U-useful

S-simple

B-but

A-at

N-night

D-dangerous…:)

Ek dost :

“Yaar, meri biwi maikay gai hui hay..”

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Dosra Dost:

” Aur tum apny Rab Ki koun koun si naimatoun ko jhutlao gay..”

Sukhi.. jeevan ka raz .

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Khud ko Sher samjho ..

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Biwi ko,,?

R I N G M A S T E R ……….

If you marry one woman,

She will fight with you.

But,

If you marry women,

They will fight for you.

Think different.

ADD WIFE…HAVE LIFE

A couple never fought in years.

A friend asked: how did you make it possible?

Husband: we went to Paris for our honeymoon,

while horse riding my wife’s horse jumped and

she fell down.

She got up and patted the horse’s back and said

this is your st time

After a while it happened again and my wife said

this your nd time ,

when it happened rd time, my wife took out

the gun and shot the horse..!

I shouted: You PSYCHO you killed the horse.

She gave me a grave look and said this is your

st time!

And since then we have never fought.

If you marry one woman,

She will fight with you.

But,

If you marry women,

They will fight for you.

Think different.

ADD WIFE…HAVE LIFE

A couple never fought in years.

A friend asked: how did you make it possible?

Husband: we went to Paris for our honeymoon,

while horse riding my wife’s horse jumped and

she fell down.

She got up and patted the horse’s back and said

this is your st time

After a while it happened again and my wife said

this your nd time ,

when it happened rd time, my wife took out

the gun and shot the horse..!

I shouted: You PSYCHO you killed the horse.

She gave me a grave look and said this is your

st time!

And since then we have never fought.

I argued:-/… She argued:-/…

I shouted:-/… She shouted:-/ and then she cried:-(

Result: She won by duckworth lewis method..

A man got a call from unknown number…

Girl: Hi, r u single?

Man: Yes, but who r u?

Ans: Your wife.. Aaj ghar aana tab bataoongi!!

😛

Again, a call from an unknown number…

Girl: R u married?

Man: Yes, but who R u?

Girl: Your girlfriend, U cheat!!

Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife.

Ans: Wife hi hoon kamine, aaj tu bas ghar aaja

Hubby Ke B’day par Wife Ne Pucha-

Kya Gift Dun??

Hubby:-

Tum mujhe Pyar Karo, Izzat Karo aur Mera Kehna Maano…Yahi kaafi hai…!!:-)

Wife:-

(Kuch Der Soch Ke)

Nahin Main To Gift Hi Dungi.

Ek din Wife aur Husband mandir se

niklay to ek faqeer ne kaha:

Shehzadi rupay dede, andha hon

Husband:Dedo,Tumhe Shehzadi

kaha hai to zaroor andha hi hoga

Man in bed with his wife,

slides his hand slowly across her shoulders,

across her waist,

under her neck,

under her back,

& suddenly stops…

Wife: “Why did u stop?”

Man: “Remote sapadla, Zop tu ata!!”

Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka

ho jata?

Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose

rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti.

Angry Husband Sent SMS Mother-In-Law

“YOUR PRODUCT NOT COOKING FOOD PROPERLY”.

Smart Mother-In-Law Replied-

“WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE”..