A woman is driving st time on the highway.
Her husband calls & says: “Be careful love, It’s just been on the radio that some one is driving opposite to the traffic on the highway..”
She replies: “Someone..? These rascals are in hundreds.!!! ∞
After Drinking
Men talk unnecessarily,
Bcum emotional,
Drive badly,
Stp thnkng,
Fight nothng,
Women can do all dis widout Drinking…!!!
Natural talent….!!! ∞
Friday is like Dating
Saturday is like Marriage
Sunday is like Honeymoon
Monday to Thursday is like
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Married Life.. 😛 😀 ∞
MAN’s Depression
– Business Slow Chal raha hai..
– Payment nahin aa rahi hai..
– Credit card ka bill pay krna hai..
– Family ki demands poori krni hai.
WOMAN’s Depression
– Profile Pic. change kiye minute ho gaye…..abhi tak ek bhi
like ya comment nhi aaya hai….
pata nahi sabko recent Updates mein dikh raha hai k nahi…… ∞
Duniya K sabse Mushkil Kaam
-Apni baat Kisi Aur Ke dimag Me Fit Krna..!
– Kisi Aur Ka Paisa Apni Jeib Mein shift karna!
Jo Pehle Me Kamyab Hota
Hai, Usey “Teacher”Kehte Hai,
Jo Dusre Me Kamyab Hota
Hai, Usey “Business Man” Kahte hai
Aur Jo Dono Me Kamyab
Hoti Hai Usey…
“WIFE” Kahte Hain.; ∞
A frustrated husband in front of his laptop:
Dear Google, Please do not behave like my wife…
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start Guessing & Suggesting… 🙁 ∞
Tragedy of MARRIED Men…
Biwi jeene nahi deti
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Aur
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Karva Chauth ka vrat rakh rakh ke
Marne bhi nahi deti…. ∞
Husband sent a text to his wife at night,
“Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my
dirty clothes
and make sure you prepare my favorite dish
before I return.”
He sent another text,
“And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in
my salary at the end of the month I’m getting
you a new car”
She text back, “OMG really?”
Husband replied,
“No I just wanted to make sure you got my first
message”. ∞
It is said that Husband is the head of D family,
But
Remember that wife is D Neck of D family.
&
D Neck can turn the Head exactly D way she wants ∞
Ek bahoot maasoom si Biwi thi…
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Neeche kya dekh rhe ho……Bhai…
Joke to upar hi tha…. ∞
Kya Moh-Maya Hai!!
Apna Baccha Roye To,
Dil Medard Hota He Aur
Dusre Karoye To Sir Me..
Apni Biwi Roye To Sir Me Dard Hota He
Aur Dusre Ki Roye To Dil Me. ∞
Dharam Bhai means
Not real brother.
Dharam Pita means
Not real father.
Dharam Behen means
Not real sister.
then why
Dharam Patni
your real wife??;-):-) ∞
Wife= agr me kho jau, to tum kya kroge
husband=me nirmal baba ke pas jauga
wife=baba se kya kahoge
husband=baba kirpa aani suru ho gyi h? ∞
