Man : Sir,my wife is missing.
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Postman : Yeh post office hai, Police station nahi.
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Man: Oh sorry . . . . . . . .
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Sala khushi ke mare kaha jaau, samajh me nahi aa raha !!! ∞
Girl:”Mom & Dad Ne Kaha Hai K
Agar Exams Mai Fail Hui To,
Shadi Kar Denge..
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Boy:”Tumne Kitni Tayari Ki..??
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Girl:”bus Reception K Dress
Lena Baki Reh Gya Hai.. ∞
PAPPU got a call from unknown number..
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Girl:” Hi, r u single.. ??
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PAPPU:”Y es, but who r u..??
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Ans:” Your wife.. Aaj ghar aana tab bataoongi..
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Another call from unknown number..
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Girl: ” R u married.. ??
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PAPPU:” Yes, but who R u..??
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Girl:”Your girlfriend, U cheat..
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PAPPU:” Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife..
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Answer :”Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas ghar
aaja.. ∞
Kitni Masoom si khwahish thi iss Nadaan DIL ki,
Jo Chahta tha ki…
SHAADI Bhi karoon…
Aur..
KHUSH Bhi Rahoon… ∞
Wife: Jaanu batao tum mujhse kitna pyar karte
ho?
Husband: bohat zyada
Wife: phir bhi kitna?
Husband: itna ke dil chah raha hai ke tumhari
jaisi ek aur le aaun..
Wife : Tum Saari Dunya Mein Bhi Dhoondo To
Bhi Mujh Jaisi Doosri Nahi Milegi..
Husband: Tum Kya SamjhTi Ho.. Mein Doosri Bhi
Tum Jaisi Hi Dhoondoon Ga..! Hadd Ho Gayi.. ∞
This is killer.!
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Husband comes home early and sees wife with
another guy.
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Wife: Why are you early?
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Husband: Who is he?
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Wife: Don’t try to change the topic.!:p=)) ∞
Wife: Main Tumhare Zindagi
Ki Kitab Hu..
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Hasband: Yehi To Taklief
Hai Dairy Hote To Har
Saal Change Kar Letaa..! ∞
Police: Darwaza kholiye aapke
husband
truck ke neeche aakar papad ban
gaye hain
.
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Wife: Toh darwaza kholne ki kya
zarurat hai,
neeche se sarka do.. ∞
Customer To Hotel
Manager:-
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Jaldi Chalo… Meri Biwi
Khidki Se Kud Kar Jaan
Dena Chahti Hai.
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Manager:- So, What Can
I
Do?
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Customer:- Kamine…
Khidki Khul Nahi Rahi
Hai. . . . . .khol jake ∞
Husband- dubai ja raha hu…
Wife- mere liye jewellery lana…
Husband- singapore ja raha hu….
Wife- mere liye cosmetics lana…
Husband- london ja raha hu…
Wife- perfumes leke aana…
Husband- narak mein ja raha hu…
Wife- Bhagwan ka diya sub kuch hai…bas tum
apna khyal rakhna..!!! ∞
Wife: Tumhe Pyaar Karna Nahin
Aata.
Husband: To Kya Ye Bachche
Internet Se Download Kiye Hain.?
Wife: Nahin Ye To Padosi Ke
Pendrive Se Liye Hai.. ∞
Biwi (gusse mei) : Tumhare dimaag mei
sirf gobar
bhara hai…!!
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Husband (pyaar se) :Toh itni der se kyu kha rahi
ho… ∞
ways for suicide:
) Faast n gud: gale me rassi dal ke fan par latak
jao aur
)Slow n painful:
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gale me varmala daal ke zindagi bhar latke raho ∞
kanjus hath me chaku se cut maar rha tha
BV-kya kr rhe ho
kanjus-DETTOL ki shishi foot gyi h
Aise hi thodi waste hone dege,Tu b ungli kat le. ∞
