Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book
How to Cook !!! ∞
Ek Aurat Ko Gaane Ka Bahut Shauk
Hota Hai…..
Ek Din Wo Apne Pati Se Puchhti Hai.
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Patni: Jab Main Gana Gaati Hu To
Aap
Bahar Kyun Chale Jate Hai.?
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Pati: wo isliye taki tumare gaane ki awaaz sunkr.
Baahar Wale Ye Na Samjhe
Ki
Main Tumhara Gala Daba Raha Hu.. ∞
HUSBAND or WIFE Mein Jhagda Ho Raha Tha..
BV :- Kash Main Apni Maa Ki Baat Maan Leti
or Tum Se Shaadi Na Karti.
Pati :- Kya Matlab
Tumhari Maa Ne MujhSe Shaadi
Karne Ko Mana Kiya Tha..?
BV :- Or Nahi Toh Kya……
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Pati :- Aey Khuda Main Aaj Tak
Us Nek Aurat Ko Kitna Bura Samjhta Raha
Jisne Mujhe Bachana Chaha…! ∞
Ek bacha apni maa se pitne ke baad….
Pappa aap kabhi pakistan gaye ho?
Nahi beta….
Kabhi Afghanistan gaye ho?
Nahi beta…..
To fir yeh aatankwadi item kahan se utha laye ho?? ∞
Husband- Agar mujhe lottery lagi toh tum kya
karogi…?
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Wife- Aadhe paise le kar Hamesha keliye mayke
chali jaungi…
Main bhi khush aur aap bhi khush..
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Husband- Rs. ki lagi hai… ye le aur nikal ∞
