Husband Vs Wife

Wife : I hate that beggar.

Husband : Why ?

Wife : Rascal, yesterday

I gave him food today he gave me a book

How to Cook !!!

Ek Aurat Ko Gaane Ka Bahut Shauk

Hota Hai…..

Ek Din Wo Apne Pati Se Puchhti Hai.

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Patni: Jab Main Gana Gaati Hu To

Aap

Bahar Kyun Chale Jate Hai.?

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Pati: wo isliye taki tumare gaane ki awaaz sunkr.

Baahar Wale Ye Na Samjhe

Ki

Main Tumhara Gala Daba Raha Hu..

Ek bacha apni maa se pitne ke baad….

Pappa aap kabhi pakistan gaye ho?

Nahi beta….

Kabhi Afghanistan gaye ho?

Nahi beta…..

To fir yeh aatankwadi item kahan se utha laye ho??

HUSBAND or WIFE Mein Jhagda Ho Raha Tha..

BV :- Kash Main Apni Maa Ki Baat Maan Leti

or Tum Se Shaadi Na Karti.

Pati :- Kya Matlab

Tumhari Maa Ne MujhSe Shaadi

Karne Ko Mana Kiya Tha..?

BV :- Or Nahi Toh Kya……

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Pati :- Aey Khuda Main Aaj Tak

Us Nek Aurat Ko Kitna Bura Samjhta Raha

Jisne Mujhe Bachana Chaha…!

MILLION DOLLOR TRUTH …

“Wife is cute when she is mute” and “hubby is honey when he

gives money”

Husband- Agar mujhe lottery lagi toh tum kya

karogi…?

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Wife- Aadhe paise le kar Hamesha keliye mayke

chali jaungi…

Main bhi khush aur aap bhi khush..

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Husband- Rs. ki lagi hai… ye le aur nikal