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The more I learn the more I get to know,the more I know the more I forget,the more I forget the less I know,so why should I be learning??

twinkle twinkle little star tera boy friend gaya bazar us ko mil gaya doosra pyar ab tu beth ker makhyan maaar

I have a confession to makeever since i metu its been hardfor meto get uevery night isee u in my dreamsand find myself shouting GHOST GHOST

From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,From birth till my death, my feelings u have never changed.For me, you`ve always been…a headach!

MBBS Final Exam:-Question: Fill in the blanks.If a lady faints, we must st check her PU-S-Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE

Banta falls in luv wit a nurse.. After much thinking, he finally writes a luv letter her: I LUV U SISTER””

What is a difference between a Kiss,a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.

Father: How did you fail the final exam? Son: Under water Aather:What do you mean?

If i need Brain Transplantation”I will prefer your brain…don`t think that you are a genius…. i need a brain which is never use before”

Q: Why dogs don`t marry? A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog`s life!

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don”t worry I don`t cry, I`m just happy that cows can`t fly!

I have lots ofjokes in my inbox,But I can`t send you all of them,It will take a lot of time,So I`m sending u just jokeYou areso beautiful””

A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

If u r stressed, you`ll get pimples.. if u crymu`ll get wrinkles.. So, y don`t u smile & get dimples?

Tomorrow is my exam But I don`t care Because a single sheet of paper can`t decide my future.