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If the path is beautiful, Ask where it leads to.. But if destination Is Beautiful Never mind about the path.. keep walking!!

Sometimes When We Say:Im Okay..We want Someone To, Look Into My Eyes..Grab us in his arms..:( HUG Us Tight& Say :I Know You Are Not…!

Aftr robbing d Bank, robber clerk:Did u see me robbing?Clerk:Yes.Robber shot him dead asked nextclerk:Did u?nd clerk:No,But my wife saw u

Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:- because I can`t bear that much happiness

If u r stressed, you`ll get pimples.. if u cry,u`ll get wrinkles.. So, y don`t u smile &get dimples?

A Girl Checks Her Weight = kg Removes Sandal = Then Dupatta = Now Coins Finished A Boy In A Q Behind Her Said u Carry On,I Have coins

Boy and girl of class asked teacher:can kids of our age have kids?”Teacher replied ” NO Never” Boy said to girl :”seei told u nottoworry”

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

Doctor:Madam, your husband needs restand pease so here are somesleeping pills.Wife:Doc,when should I give them tohim?Doctor:They are fOR YOU

One million copies of a new book soldIn just days due to typing error of alphabet in title.An idea.that can change ur wife””

What`s the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife)Both are sweet at the beginning and become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eND

Son: Dad why doesn`t law permit us to have more than one wife? Dad:when you get married son, you`ll realize that law is on our side…

HUSBAND and WIFE are like tyres of a vehicle If punctures, the vehicle can`t move further Mral: always Keep a SPARE TYRE..

Life is suffering. Once you learn to accept that life is suffering, life will cease to be suffering.

Best Review: Delly Belly” is a good movie