Jokes SMS

Father to Son: Beta tum history mein fail kyu huye? Son:Papa, Sabhi question us samay ke the jab mai paida bhi nahi hua tha!

Do u know the meaning of WIFE? It means…Without Information Fighting Evrytime!

What`s D Difference Between Mother`s &GF`s Tears? Classic Answer Mother`s Tears Effect Our HEART &GF`s Tears Effect Our POCKET.

Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE? A. Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai.. Doosri bigadti hai to `SHUROO`ho jati hai

First Guy (proudly): My wife`s an angel!” Second Guy: “You`re lucky