Mother’s Day SMS

Someone asked….

Wo Kon Si Jagah Hai Jaha-

Har Galati

Har Jurm Aur

Har Gunah Maaf Ho Jata Hai?

A Little Child Smiled & Said- “My Mom’s Heart”.

Wife: Give me your phone for a second

Husband: Wait let me switch it on.

Delete video.

Delete picture.

Delete music.

Delete private folder.

Delete number.

Delete sms.

Delete out goin calls.

Delete incomin calls.

Delete mms.

Delete what’s app.

Delete bbm.

Delete

Delete

Delete

Delete

Delete

Delete

FORMAT Memory Card.

Here u go I have nothing to hide from u!!

Wife: I just wanted to see

the time…

Kisi mahapurush ne kaha hai..

Ladkiyon ki aadhi zindagi husband ki “Talash” me..

Aur baaki aadhi..

Husband ki “Talaashi” me guzar jati hai..

??????

Machli Jal Ki Raani Hai..

No No Somthng Should Be new…

Biwi Dil Ki Raani hai,

Paisa Mera Paani hai,

Haath Lagao Chilaayegi,..

Shopping karao khil Jaayegi….

Wife:

Meri Tabyat Thek Nahi Lag Rahi Hai

Husband:

Ohhh, Par Me To Shoping Pe Jane Ka Soch Raha

Tha…

Wife:

Me Mazaq kar Rahi Thi… 🙂

Husband:

Mai Bhi Mazaq kar Raha Tha. Chal uth k Roti Paka…

Wife – yeh Baba ji ka thullu kya hai

Pati – Tum itne din se kya mang rahi ho

Wife – Diamond necklace

Pati – Kya mila

Wife – Kuch nahi

Pati – This is Baba ji ka thullu

Every wife must read this…..

Love ur husband

when he orders you to make tea or coffee.

He wants to feel fresh

to listen your nonstop talks…..

Love him

if he looks at all the beautiful females.

he is just checking that you are still the best.

Love him

if criticise your cooking. .he is still improving

his taste…..

Love him

if snores at night and disturbs your sleep.

He is trying to prove that he is the most relaxed person after marriage with you

Love him

if he forgets to

give you a gift on your birthday

he is saving money for your future.

Love him ..

Because you don’t have a choice

My mum has made me laugh….

Wiped ma tears…

Hugged me tight…..

Watched me succeed…..

Saw me fall….

Cheered me on…….

Kept me going strong…..And…..

Drove me a little crazy at times……

But Mums are a promise from God that you will have as friend forever!!

….happy mothers day!

Chidya ka Bacha: Maa asman kitna bada hai?

Chidya: Bache ko apne pankho me le k boli Bache mere pankhon se chota hai.

Nothing is Bigger than Mother’s LOVE…

Once upon a memoir

Someone wiped away a tear

Held me close and loved me,

Thank you, Mother dear.