Naughty SMS

Bite the Neck Gently
Chew the Breast Softly
Spread the Legs Slowly
Tatse the Juice Excitingly
That is how you have to enjoy a Chick
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Tandoori Chicken

Squeeze the whole body, rub everywhere, kiss at top, lick & suck the flesh.
Oh.. You’ll not understand.
:Thats the way to eat a Mango.
HAPPY MANGO SEAS

Hum LADKE hr kaam m kmal kr de
Jo wada kre wo pura hr hal m kr de
Kya jrurt hai Ldkiyo ko LIPSTICK lgane ki
Hmse khe hm chum- k hi lal kr de.

Din mai karoge to sust rehoge,
Raat mai karoge to chust rehoge,
Roj karoge to khus rehoge,
Din raat karoge to tandurust rehoge..
What ??
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Sms yar.

Kissing is the Best Practice Lips,It keeps the LipsWet, soft, Flexible and Reddish Pink,So alwayz keep kissing ToSweet Children Only.

Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girlfrnd..
If you don’t wanna see me smoking

Mirchi muh k alaawa or kaha LAGTI h ?

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Kheto me pagal.

Tumhara Ulta dimag galat hi sochoge.@

Kabhi Raaty main leti hun, Kabhi Din mai leti hun, Jab bhi jarurat pade, Prabhu ka naam leti hun..

Jinke pass hai Wo Haat me leke hilate hai.Jinke pass nahi hai wo ungali dalke kam chalate hai…

bolo kya?

Dirty mind?

It is TOOTH BRUSH

Kya aap bor ho rahe hain kuch karne ka mann ho raha hai?To
Chain kholo

haath andar dalo,

aur

bag se book nikal kar padho.

Sometimes opportunity knock at the door, other times the knock spoils the opportunity.

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kia samjhe?

hamesha galt hi sochna
Ziyada SMS parhoge to itna bara chashma lage ga.

Collge wali Masale dar hoti h

OfficeWali Fikki

GharWali me Taste nhi Ata

HotelWali to Mast Hoti H

Sudhro Kamino

may CHAi ki bat kr raha hu.

Usne sab k samne awaz lagai
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Mene awaz suni to usay pehchan liya
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Mene churi nikali
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Uski taraf tezi se badha. Aur bola

khan Bhai! churi tez kardo!

Mere sapno ki rani kab aaegi tu,

Aae rut mastani kab aaegi tu,

Beet jae zindagani kab aaegi tu,

chali aa chali aa
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Oye I am talking
abt electricity!