Naughty SMS

ek lrka ek larki
aha aha
adhi raat ko
oho oho
jungle main
wah wah
jhari k peichay
ouii
sab say chup k
UFF
DABA DABA k
aha aha
mango kaha rahey they

Apny Siwa Batao Kabhi Kuch Mila Bhi Hai Tumhain?

Hazaar Baar Li Hain Tum Ne Mery Dil ki Talashiyan.

Suhaney mosam main tumhara saath ho,
Garm bister main kambal orhay tum pass ho,
Mere hont tumhien choney ko tarsain,
Kash aisa kabhi ehsaas ho!

Kissing at TOP….

Fingering at MIDDLE…

Firing at bottom …

Yes your right

CIGARETTE”

‘Smoking is injurious to health'”

Collge wali Masale dar hoti h

OfficeWali Fikki

GharWali me Taste nhi Ata

HotelWali to Mast Hoti H

Sudhro Kamino

may CHAi ki bat kr raha hu.

Line marne k bht se trike hai jin me se main ap ko batata hun…
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.kachi pencil se.
.paki pencil se.

Hahahahaha

I LOVE YOU.
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K Speling thik hai k nae.sirf ye conform krna tha.log pta nahi kia smj lety hain

Bazaar wali Nazuk si,
Office wali Naram Naram,
Mohallay wali Patli si,
Ghar wali Garma Garam,
Wese Aap kahan ki Roti pasand kartay ho??

Agr Aapko Saal ki Larki Jhuk Kar Salam Kary
To Aapko Uski Kya Cheez Nazar Aayegi?

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Uski Achi Tarbiyat.

Bhai Hath Jorta Hon Kabhi To Sahi Socha Karo. 🙂

Bite The Neck Gently,

Chew The Breast Softly,

Spread The Legs Slowly,

Suck The Juice Excitingly,

That Is The Way To Eat

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Tandoori Chicken! 🙂

undino kafi darr lagta tha
nachna
gana
khelna
kudna
uff
bahar jana
gilapan ka darr
phir muje mila
bas RS me

MOBILE COVER

ab barish k dino me bhi azadi!!!!

I have got the most sexy, witty, creative, intelligent wife in the world.
just hope her husband doesn`t know about it.

Uffo kia krte ho
Dur hat jao
Koi dekhe ga to kia soche ga?
Aqal nahi hy kya?
Uf abi nhi karo na

Akele me krna

NAAK SAAF ;->

Hmesha Ganda Soch

Jab Wo” Andar Jayega to Dard Hoga

Par Tum Awaz Mat karna

Warna Sabko Pata Chal Jayega Ki

Aap “Injection” Se Darte ho…!!!”

Pehle hath pe
Phir hont pe

Phir aankh pe
Phir gaal pe

Aur phir naak pe

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KISS

Qadar MACHAR Tang Karty Hain na jab bijlee nahi hoti…!!