Naughty SMS

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can”t u read ”Parking for two wheelers only”

See what a spelling mistake can do…
Santa went to Goa. Sent SMS to his wife: Having a wonderful time, wish u were Her

Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.

Lady: Time kitna hua hai?
Banta: Bra Panties.
Lady: Time poocha hai Nonsense.
Banta: Time hi to bataya hai .

– Sardar Ji calls Air India.
How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?”
“Just a sec

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can”t u read ”Parking for two wheelers only”

See what a spelling mistake can do…
Santa went to Goa. Sent SMS to his wife: Having a wonderful time, wish u were Her

Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.

Santa: I got old age pension by showing grey hair on my chest.
Jeeto: Pant ki zip khol ke dikha dete to Disability Allowance bhi mil jaata

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.;
Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai aur pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata

– Sardar ji is buying a TV
Do you have color TVs?”
“Sure.”
“Give me a green one