Rajnikant Sms

Aaj subah bohut fogg(dhummas) tha,Because rajnikant hukka pee raha tha.

Galileo used lamp study.Graham bell used candle study.Shakspeare studied in street light.But, Do u know what did RAJANIKANT use?.Only agarbatti!and rencho baba….just,use!!! spark of gas lighter…once again Rajnikant shock rencho baba rock…..Just now

Rajnikant, after chewing the ‘PAAN’,spit on the wall of a building.Today that building is popularly known as THE RED FORT.andonec renchobaba…chewing PAAN ans sipt on sky…frome that day MARS planet is become…..RED….rajniKant ki to lag gayi is bar….

NOKIA planning to launchRajnikanth ‘R’ series in Features:*sims*yr battery backup* TB memory*megapixles cam*TV*Oven*Washing Machine*Fridge*AC*Mini Rocket Launcher*Mini AK-and the new special feature G which is better than GIn this u can meet the person & talk directly!!

Amitabh bacchan at kbc with rajnikanth:Computer ji, Rajnikanth ji ke liye pehla sawal pesh kiya jaye…..Computer :Can i use a life-line

Vo kaun aadmi haijo ek hath se gadi rok shaktahai????…… ………….TRAFFIC POLICE yaar…Tum bhi na …Har bar rajnikant nahi ata…..

Thank God Kolaveri Di song was sung by Dhanush.If it was sung by his father in law Rajnikanth,it would have been our national anthem.

Rajnikant was putting his Dogs tail into a pipe.James Bond: Hey,Dogs tail will never become straightRajnikant: Yenna Rascala, its my dog,I am bending the Pipe.!!!!!

Once Rajnikant Got angry on his frnd

Rajnikanth Apni Beti Ki Shadi Me Khud DJ Bana.Adhe Gante Bad Party Me Ek UFO Utra OrAlien Nikal Kr Bola Plz Awaj Kam Kr Lijiye Mere Bete Ka Kl Exam H.

And the RAJINIKANT”award goes to……….Oscar….!!”

Ekda Rajnikant jwalamukhi var bidi petavayla gela….Aani var gelyavar beshuddha padla!!!Kaaran tithe Nana Patekar bombil bhajat hota ..

A deadly Killer PJ..Rajini: I have so many fans, what do u hv?……………Santa : Tu kya PANKHE ka wholesaler hai kya?

In superman, spiderman andbatman were going through india withflying powersbut after reaching to their country theyall diedu knw why??………………….na beta na har bar rajnikant nhi hotayad karo shole me gabbar ne teengoliyan hawa me chalai thi.

In Childhood Rajnikanth Lost His Rough Copy……..People Now Call It’Oxford Dictionary’