Rajnikant Sms

CID’s daya went in coma by seeing this……Rajnikant broke the door just by knocking…

Lagaan by RAJNEEKANTClimax scene: ball runs needed.Bowler bowls, Rajni hits ballSplits in pieces. All pieces go for ‘s.India wins!!

Rajnikant Creates New email id:……gmail@rajnikant .com….Hackers Dies……Virus Cries………Google Shocks….Computer Blocks….Rajnikant Rocks….

Once Rajanikanth bunked a whole day in school.Since then that day is known as……………SUNDAY

A long time ago, two men made a joke on Rajinikanth.No they are known as…………………………………………………………Santa and Banta

Messi to Rajnikant …Messi:- agar main ball ko ek kickmaarunaa to wo min tk ghoomti rahtihai ……….Rajnikant :- Hey Rascala,tujhe yeh nahi pataki earth ab tak kyun ghoom rahi hain … ??

Ek Baar Kanoon ne Rajnikant ko Crime karte hueDekh Liya………Phir Kya………Tab Se Aaj Tak Kanoon Andha hai…

British India KO m kyu chod k chale gye?…..Socho…….Socho socho…..Thoda or…Kyu ki m Rajnikant paida hua tha.Mind it…

Rajnikant Garba ki Raat Dhol Baja raha tha……Thodi der Baad ek Alien Dharati per Aaya aur Bola……Bhai Mere Bete ka kal Exam hai, Thoda Dheere Bajaa…:/:p :O 😀

Rajni RocksDeepika : ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tumkya jano Rajni Babu………Rajnikant : Rs . yennaarascala mind it!

Why does rajnikanth wear sunglasses????………..To protect the sun from his eyes!

what will happen if rajnikanth plays TEMPLE RUN????….Monster will be chased by him..Rajni rockzzzzz

Parvati: prabhu aapka trishul kaha gaayab ho gaya?Shivji: rajnikant le Gaya MAGGI khaane????

So far this is the best of Rajnikant….Rajnikant fought with his wife…his wife APOLOGISED!

barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wahbarish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wahAre aage kya hua?Hona kya thaRAJNIKANTH”ne phoonk mari aur sukh gaye hum”