A man got a call from unknown number…

Girl: Hi, r u single?

Man: Yes, but who r u?

Ans: Your wife.. Aaj ghar aana tab bataoongi!!

😛

Again, a call from an unknown number…

Girl: R u married?

Man: Yes, but who R u?

Girl: Your girlfriend, U cheat!!

Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife.

Ans: Wife hi hoon kamine, aaj tu bas ghar aaja