guy wit -Inches Long Dick to God:I can’t Liv wit tis long Dick!God: Go that Lake,U wil find a Female Frog. Ask her Marry u.She’ll say ‘No’ And U’ll Lose Inches !!He Went And Found da Frog. Guy: Wil u Marry me?Frog: No!He Lost Inches!He thought Inches is stil Long!!So Again: Wil u Marry Me?Frog: NoHe Lost Inches More.He thot: is Gr,But is IdealSo he askd Again:Wil u Marry me?Frog: How many Timz do I hv tel u?NO! NO! NO!Khel Khatam, Lag Gaye Lode !! ∞
New Couple Kept having sex x.They became weak but didn’t Stop.They Consulted a Doctor.Doctor Said: Have Sex only on those days which have ‘R’ in it.i.e, ThuRsday, fRiday or satuRday.Couple Agreed. On Monday Husband Asks his Wife… Darling what’s the Day Today?Wife gives a Naughty smile And says somvaaR” ” ∞
A naked lady gets into taxi. Driver looks at her.Lady: haven’t you ever seen a naked woman?Driver : no I am just wondering where you have kept the money to pay me. ∞
A girl wears sleeveless dress every time.On right arm she writes ‘C’ and on left arm ‘L’.friends ask: what does it means?She said: I am cool. ∞
Sardar apni biwi se :~ glasst doodh dena.Biwi : ‘bra’ upar kar ke boliMuh laga kar pee lo.Sardar : ~ kamini,Teri isi harkat k karanMe pani nahi mangta ∞
MAUN-VRAT ke dinWife ne Boobs hilake dikhayaHusbd ne apna bahar nikal k dikhayaWife guse me-Mera matlb hai dudwala kab ayegaHsbd:mera mtlab hai Ghante me Ayega . ∞
Nipples Bite of SexBoobs Shape of SexPenis Length of SexPussy Depth of SexAss Back door of SexNudity Invitation of SexFuck Experience of SexSuck Taste of SexMasturbation Substitute of SexCondom Safety of SexSperm Cream of SexEjaculation End of SexProstitute Machin of SexMarriage License of SexPeriods Rest of SexPregnancy Proof of SexChild Result of SexHave a Sexy day ∞
Sexy joke .. Very logical ?A Boy was screwing a girl on a Railway track.. The train driver spots them and starts hooting but they ignore it..He applies brakes so hard and the trainstops just a few yards away from the couple. Driver jumps from the engine and walks to the boy who just finished and is standing up and zipping up his pants…The driver shouts out to the boy Do u realize that if I had not seen u ∞
Pappu-Papa,aaj se school me,ek period sex education ka bhi shuru ho gaya hai.Papa-Very good lekin lulli kyun hila rahe ho?Pappu-Home work mila hai;) ∞
Ek chorni pakdi gayiConstable:apki statement leni hai andar chalon fucked her.Head constable aur ASI ne bhi yehi kiya.Sham ko ladki ko megistrate Ke pass le jaya gaya.Magistrate-tumhari statement leni hai, kuch kehna chaahogi?Chorni- sir aaj to STATEMENT” sooj gayi hai ∞
Jab Tere Chiku The,Sab Tere Pichu The,Jab Tere Aam Huye,Sab Pareshan Hue,Jab Tere Kharbuje Huye,Bade Bade Ajube Hue,Jab Tere Jhul Gaye,Sab Tujhe Bhul Gaye;) ∞
Lady-Dr.mere pati mujhseRomance nahikarte.. .Dr-ye lo goliyan, goli rojkhilana..Lady ne Goli di pati ne us raatromance kiya..agle din usne Goli di, to patine khoob jor seromance kiya..teesre din usne puri goliyadudh me dal kepila di.. . din baad, Dr. ne lady k bete seuski maa kahaal poocha tho beta bola-.Maa mar gayi, Chachi And mausi hospital mehain,kam wali bhag gayi,Pados wali aunty ne papa perape case thokdiya hai, .Mera pichwada abhi bhi dukhraha hai,Chota bhai jhaadiyo me chipahai,.Aur papa garden me nangehokar tommy kepichhe bhag rahe hain…. ∞
Prove: AB+AG+MP+WD+MC= ABC.Solution: A Boy+ A Girl+ Minite Pressure+ White dropes+ Month course= A Beautiful Child.(proved) ∞
Reply dhang ka hona chahiye!!’Hmmmm’ toh bhais bhi karti haiGlobal currency rupees honi chaiye ….Dollar to underwear bhi hai..Relationship Main Trust Aur Pyaar Hona Chahiye ,Loyal Toh Kutte Bhi Hote HaiExams Written honi ChahiyeOral toh Sex bhi hota haiLakdi ko chut honi chahiye bhosda to dimag Ka bhi hota hLadki ko kiss karna chaiyeHug toh toilet mai bhi dete hai ∞
STRANGE FACTS. Roti ka niwala sec k baad pet me pahuchta hai.. Insani baal kg tak wazan utha sakta hai. Har mard k Lund ki lambaai uske hath k anguthe se double hoti hai.. Aurte mardo se zyada palke jhapkati hain.. Aur Tera Dhyan abhi tak anguthe pe hi h.Naap le BhaiPehle tu lund hi naap le Facts ki Maa ki Choot ∞
