Pani se Pyas na Buzi toh Mehkhane ki taraf nikla,Socha k Shikayat karu teri Khuda Se,lekin Khuda bhi tera Aashiq nikla… ∞
A Pig Fell In Love With A Chicken AndThey Both Married Each Other.Next Day, Pig Died Of Bird Flu AndThe Chicken Died Of Swine Flu…!!Ajab Prem Ki Gajab Kahani !! ∞
Aashiqi dekhkar ek baat to samajh m aa gyi……agar daaru piyo gey to – saal m mar jaoge……lekin agar daaru k sath ladki bhi aa gyi to…bhaiyya packing taiyyar rakho kab yamraj darwaja khatkhata de kuch nhi pta… ∞
A sad girl was sitting wid her boy frndboy: u r the second most beautiful girl i ve ever seengirl: who’s the first?boy: its you..!! when u smile ∞
Aashiqi dekhkar ek baat to samajh m aa gyi……agar daaru piyo gey to – saal m mar jaoge……lekin agar daaru k sath ladki bhi aa gyi to…bhaiyya packing taiyyar rakho kab yamraj darwaja khatkhata de kuch nhi pta… ∞
A sad girl was sitting wid her boy frndboy: u r the second most beautiful girl i ve ever seengirl: who’s the first?boy: its you..!! when u smile ∞
Dhoom logic :. If you Take Loan From Bank, and if banks asksfor repayment…They’re wrong !!. Chicago Police Department Thinks MumbaiPolice has better knowledge of Chicago State. Abhishek Bachan’s Auto Rickshaw Is TheUltimate Vehicle Ever.. Aamir Khan’s BMW Bike can turn toanything…almost anything-Boat-aeroplane- Sub marine- tooth brush- cell phone- tv remote- etc…ANYTHING. Abhishek Bachan Can have bike fallen onto himbut still can get up and arrive at Crime SceneFrom Anywhere.. Cop from Mumbai has better Knowledge ofchicago roads than Chicago Police it self.Seriously Pathetic Movie…pathetic story Line…Haha……Just Read This!Bande Hai Yeh Kiske…..Kisne Diya Inko Itna Zor….Chappal Se Dhoyenge Inko Agar Banaya Dhoom ∞
MADAM : Chandu chal ABCD padh kar dikhaCHANDU : Madam main ABCD padh padh kar ke thak gaya hoonMADAM : Tumhe padhana hi hoga.CHANDU : Madam ABCD padhali bahut, acchi bate karli bahut, ab karunga tere sath GANDI BAT, GANDI -GANDI -GANDI BAT. ∞
Loadsheding se tang aya shakhs bijli se keta hy:Apne karam ki kar adaeinkar de idher bi tu nigaheinsun rahi hy na tuRo raha hun mein…Return mien bijli jawab deti hy k:Bhula dena mujyHy alwida tujyTujy jeena hy, mere bina…. . .. …Ooo bijli ne bi Ashiqi dekh li hy… ∞
Mujhse kaha ishwar ne mat kr intjarIs janam me uska milna namumkin hai.Maine kha agle janam me to mumkin hai.Usne kha pachtayega.Maine kha dekhte hai,Tu meri rooh ko kitna tadpayega.Usne kha chod use,Chal tujhe jannat ki sair karata hu,Maine kha aa dekh mere yarkaMuskurata hua chehratujhe jannat zamin par najar ayegi,Til milakar usne kha,Mat bhul ki tu hai to ek insan,Maine kha mila de mujhe merepyar seAur sabit kr ki tu haibhagwan. ∞
Dhoom , Dhoom , Dhoom are not Movie Series…………They are ‘ Rajiv Gandhi RojgarYojna’for Abhishek Bachhan And UdayChopra ∞
Faulkner came to bat and askeddhoni…………wo lambe balo wala ni aaya aaj?? ∞
Unbearable PJ:-Why Akshay Kumar’s Wife is not a BIG STAR like him?Kyuki….”TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR…!’ ∞
?? Things to Learn From SRK Movies: ???????Kuch Kuch hota hai: DOST SE PYAARMohabattein: ?PRINCIPAL KI BETI SE PYAAR??Kal ho na ho: ?PADOSI KI BETI SE PYAARKabhi khushi Kabhi gum: ?NAUKAR KI BETI SE PYAARKabhi Alvida na Kehna: ??DUSARO KI BIWI SE PYAARBaazigar: ?DUSHMAN KI BETI SE PYAARPardes: ??DOST KI MANGETAR SE PYAARDil se: ? TERRORIST SE PYAARMai Hoon na: TEACHER? SE PYAARVeer Zaara : Hindu hoke Muslim ladki se pyar, woh bhi Pakistani?Chennai Express : DON KI BETI SE PYAAR..Note – SRK teaches us how to manage risky love affairs..!!!?arre haa, risky se yaad aaya,The most risky love is…Rab ne bana di jodi: KHUDKI biwi se pyaar? ?? ∞
Kareena ko ladka hua, bilkul kaala.Saif ne kaha: Tu gori, Main gora, ladka kaise kala?Kareena replied: Tu hot, Main hot… Jal Gaya Saala:Todays Joke..:.Aiswariya’s Daughter Araddhya Going To Play School..Teacher- Who Is Your Grand Father??Araddhya- Big B..Teacher- Who Is Your Mother??Araddhya- Miss World..Teacher- Who Is Your Father..??Araddhya- No Idea Sir Ji. ∞
