Waah kya Logic hai:..Ram ne Ravan ko maara(R=R)Krishna ne Kansa ko;(K=K)Godse ne Gandhi ko;(G=G)Obama ne Osama ko;(O:O)Corruption maarega Congress ko (C=C)Ab Modi marega Manmohan ko…! (M=M)Whatsapp creativity. ..Chal chaiya chaiya Kya sanjog hai.Rastrapati- HinduUprastrapati- MuslimPradhanmantri- SikhRakshamantri- Esaai.Hindu Muslim Sikh Esaai.Sabko nachatiItalian Bai…!!Jaldi forward karo..Ye market me naya hai… AJBreaking news…..Deepawali Ke avsar per sarkar ne pyaz ko dry fruit ghosit kar diya hai….. ∞
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain,maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain,Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko,aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain? ∞
Toofani anderi raat mein…kabristan ke andere jungle mein..ek bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha…………..gabra mat sab beham aur afwaah hai..Koi rajnikant bajnikant nahi hota… ” ∞
Har Khushi kam hai,Tera Gum Bhulane ke liye,Ek Tera Gum hi Kaafi hai,Mujhe Umarbhar Rulane ke liye. ∞
. Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata haikabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ?ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai?????????????hahaha????. ∞
.Jab tota ??Jab tota huwa dirtytote se boli menajab tota huwa dirtytote se boli menawhy u worry?????surf excel hai na!!!!!!!!!!!!! ∞
Be Soft and cool Like water,So U can Adjust anywhere in LifeBe hard And attractive Like Diamond,So No one can play with ur emotions. ∞
RANBIR KAPOOR BESHARAM HAI KYUNKI BESHARAM BOLE TOB : BRILLIANTE: ENTERTAININGS: SENSIBLEH: HILARIOUSA: AMAZINGR: ROMANTICA: AMIABLEM:MEJESTICTHEREFORE THIS YEAR ∞
Tu hi yeh mujhko bta defacebookchalau main ya naa…Apne tu ghar ka pata de,aaau main yaa naaa…Apna tu phone number btade,Call lagau main yaanaaaaaaaa. ..Khaana tu rakh de pakake,khau main yaaa na..Itna bata de mujhkokab milne aau tujhko….Ab hota nhi intizaaaartu hi ye mjhko bata dekoi dusripatau main yaa naaaaaa. ∞
agar Lara dutta ki shadibran lara to uska Lara duttaka naam kya hoga::LARA LARA:) ∞
Na tasvir h tumhari zo didar kiya jayena tum paas ho zo pyaar kiya jayeye kaun sa dard diya h tune mujhe.na kuchh kaha jaye, na tujhe dekhe bin raha jaye…I love you….. pooja ∞
Do you know why Mr. India never went to prostitutes?Becausehe was afraid he’d be seen in the red light areas! ∞
In Soft Gleaming Night Of Stars,May All Your Dreams Come True.May Every Star Of Every Night,Bring Love And Joy To You.Happy Birthday To You!! ∞
Chennai express crosses all stations before time and public came out with smiling faces – kaish aisa humare india ki train mein bhi log bina late huain time puchte aur kehte ‘don’t undestimate the power of indian railway’. ∞
GOTI Kalti MAAR ?Girlfriend- Apke bina mera ZEE nahi lagta……….Pappu- ZEE nahi lagta to isme kya hai pagal…..SONY ya STAR PLUS laga lo wo bhi achhechannel hai. ∞
