Father: How was the paper.???..Son: Bas st que. chhut gya…!!.Father: Achha, aur baki??..Son: rd mujhe aata nhi thath mai karna bhul gya..th mujhe nazar nhi aaya aurthpaper k pichhli side thamaine dekha nhi..Father gusse me bola: aur ndque.??.Son: Bas vahi galat ho gya. ” ∞
Kareena ko ladka hua ekdam kala…..Saif bola tu gori main gora ladka kaise kala…..Kareena boli tu hot main hot jal gaya saala ∞
Gabbar:Are O Sambha ∞
Ek Ladki interview dene gayiBoss: batao wo konsi cheez haijiske tyres hote hain…??.Ladki:” bike !.Boss:” nahi ∞
Aik teacher class men parha raha tha.usne aik bache se sawal kia k kya tumne kbi Ulu dekha he?'”bacha jawab na de saka to sr jhuka liaTeacher ne ghuse se kaha “Ulu nhi dekha?.Meri taraf dekho” ” ∞
arz kya h….ke kashmir na koi le skhtha hwah wahke kashmir na koi le skhtha horna he koi de skhtha hkasmir main sirf din raat ka honeymoon package ho skhtha hwah wah ∞
The best way to avoid Chennai Express is to book ticket via IRCTC! ∞
What is the Conclusion after watching Chennai Express??………………………..All Rajni Fans are called ‘THALAIVA’ 😉 :p ∞
Dost Barabar likh rha hai..!!nd frnd continously saying”Kutte kuch bta de”st frnd Reply : Mujhe khud kuch Nh aata haind frnd’s Ultimate Answer : Toh apne baap ko luv letter likh rha hai kya..? ∞
I need you in times ofpainof fear and stress;even to smile in myhappiness too. .I need you to share myjoys, … …to share my tears too,with you. .I need you to hold on andbe strong,when things are goingwrong. .I need you to keep thefaith and trust andremind what I’m! .I need you only for twotimes Now And Always ?? ∞
Raaste tabahi ke khud hi nikale humne,Kar diya dil kisi patthar ke hawale humne.hame pataa hai dard kiya shah hai,Ae logon apne hi ghar ko jala kar dekhe hai ujale humne..!! ∞
wo kaunsa tha jam Jo usne piladiyais sar phire ka Sara system hila diya ∞
Mehek whisky ki kabhi kam nahi hoti,pine se zindagi khatam nahi hoti.Botal k sath ho agar namkin or goldflake,to zindagi SULTAN MIRZA se kam nahihoti? ∞
Ghajani effectA Boy opens his tiffin box on the road”y?He wanted check ∞
Ashiqui -An amazing, astounding, admiring,inspiring,fascinating And real love story betweenaMAN And. …… …… Daaru… ∞
