Ranjhana:The only movie of bollywoodin which hero doesn’t have musclesandheroine doesn’t have b**bs ..! ∞
God : what do you want? Boy : A Beautiful GirlGod : If u are a muslim, I will give u katrina kaif If u are a Hindu , i will give u bipasha basu and If you are a christian i will give u jenelia d’souza Whats your name my son?Boy : Abdul Vijay FarnandesGod: Rakhi sawant de saale ko bahut oversmart ban raha hai 🙂 ∞
Hindi Teacher: Prasang SahitNimlikhit Pankti ka varnan Kijiye:”Munni badnaam hui ∞
Amitabh public toilet se poora bheeg KEniklaJaya: aap toh susu karne gaye the?AB: jaise mein andar Gaya koi kamina bolaAMITABH BACHCHAN”aur sab meri taraf ghoom Gaye..” ∞
Heer kahe Raanjhe se, O Sun Mere raanjhnaa!Heer kahe Raanjhe se, O Sun Mere Raanjhnaa!Jhuthe bartanon Ko Tum, Ragad- Ragad Kar Maanjhnaa! ∞
Khudi ko kar chodu itna,Ki ladkiya tujhe gand de,Or tere muhse bas ek hi awaj nikle,…………….Sorry is root ki sabhi line vayast hai ∞
Salman Special:WANTED “?Ek Bar Jo Maine”Msg” Karna Shuru Kar Diya TOuske baad to Main Apne “BALANCE” Ki Bhi Nahi sochta?” DABBANG “?Ham tumhare mobile me itne Msg karenge ki kanfuz ho jaoge ki konsa padhe aur konsa delet kare.”READY”???duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf log krenge:i ∞
Hum dosto ko jaan samjhate hai?.hum dosto ko humrah samjhate hai?dost hame bewafa samjhe to kya huwa?hum dosto ki parchaye banate hai?. ∞
salman khan ki sadi aab tak kyu nahi hua……………………….simple yar kyu ki bho sab ka bhai hai ∞
Zindagi main log milte hain *EVERY TIME*Or ache lagte hain *SOME TIME*Dost bante hain *ONE TIME*Per yaad ate hain *LIFE TIME ∞
Kareena ko ladka hua, bilkul kaala.Saif ne kaha: Tu gori, Main gora, ladka kaise kala?Kareena replied: Tu hot, Main hot… Jal Gaya Saala: ∞
Q chalti ha pawan?BCoz of evaporationQ ghome hai gagan?Bcoz of earth’s rotationKyun machalta hai mann?Bcoz of disorder in digestionNa tu jano na hm!!kyun gum hai har disha?bcoz u hav poor sense of directionkyun hota hy nasha?bcoz of drug addictionna tm jano na hm!!!kyun ati hy bahar?bcoz of change in seasonkyun khota hy karar?bcoz of takng tensionq hota hy pyar?bcoz of opposite attraction..So, SCIENCE HaS ALL The Solutions!!? ∞
After Watching Yeh Jawani Hay Dewani..A Son To His Dad…Son- Papa Main Udna Chahata Hu.Dourna Chahata Hu.Girna Bhi Chahata Hu.Bass Rukna Nahi Chahata….Dad- Bheja Mat Kha.Super Mario Khel.. ∞
Pappu ne FM Radio pe phone kiya aur kaha :Mujhe S.V. Road pe ek Purse mila hai jisme cash. . .ek Credit Card aur Rahman Malik ke naam ka ID mila hai…Radio Jockey : Wah… Aap kitne imaandaar hain…Kya aap unhe wo purse waapis karna chahenge. . ???Pappu : Nahi…Main chahta hu ki Rahman Malik ke liye ek SAD SONG bajaya jaaye… ? ∞
God: What do you want?Boy: A very beautiful girl.God: If you are muslim, I’ll give you Katrina”.If you are hindu ∞
