Pappu ne FM Radio pe phone kiya aur kaha :Mujhe S.V. Road pe ek Purse mila hai jisme cash. . .ek Credit Card aur Rahman Malik ke naam ka ID mila hai…Radio Jockey : Wah… Aap kitne imaandaar hain…Kya aap unhe wo purse waapis karna chahenge. . ???Pappu : Nahi…Main chahta hu ki Rahman Malik ke liye ek SAD SONG bajaya jaaye… ? ∞
God: What do you want?Boy: A very beautiful girl.God: If you are muslim, I’ll give you Katrina”.If you are hindu ∞
Ab ek pal ki b doriyan mujhse sahi na jainDard bhri ye tanhaiyan mujhse ab sahi na jain…. ∞
Tere Ishq Ka Sauroor Tha Jo Khud Ko Barbad KarDiya raj”…Warna Duniya Meri Bhi Deewani Thi……..!!!! ” ∞
Yeh zindagi chal to rahi thi,Par tere aane se maine jeena suru kiya,Aur ab taqdir yahi hai,Ke tere har ek khawab ko pura karu,Tujhe zindagi doon.Kyunki tum hi ho ab tum hi hoMeri Aashiqui ab tum hi ho….. ∞
A Boy was screwing a girl on a Railway track.. The train driver spots them and starts hooting but they ignore it..He applies brakes so hard and the trainstops just a few yards away from the couple. Driver jumps from the engine and walks to the boy who just finished and is standing up and zipping up his pants…The driver shouts out to the boy Do u realize that if I had not seen u ∞
Jeete hi tera naam lekar, marney ke baad kya anjaam hoga, Kafan Utha ke dekh lena, O bewafa hoothon pe tera naam hoga. ∞
zAashiqui .. Song createdTu hi yeh mujhko bta de facebookchalau main ya naa…… .Apne tu ghar ka pata de,aaau main yaa naaa….Apna tu phone number bata de,Call lagau main yaa naaaa….Khaana tu rakh de paka ke,khau main yaaa naa…..Itna bata de mujhko kab milne aau tujhko…Ab hota anhi intezaaaar tu hi ye mjhko bata de..koi dusri patau main yaa naaaa.. ∞
jethalal k pass babita honi chahiyedaya to acp prduman k pass bhi he…? ∞
Ye jawaani hai deewani effect:Son: papa main udna chahta hun, daudna chahata hun, girna bhi chahta hun, bas rukna nhi chahta..!!!!!Dad: ye le mobile… Temple run khel le..! ∞
Any girl can be hot And sexy……Bas dekhne wali ki najar kamini honi chahiye… :p ∞
Pappu back.Pappu ne FM Radio pe phone kiyaaur kaha,,..Mujhe Lawrence Road pe ek Pursemila hai jisme cash ek CreditCard aur Rahman Malik ke naam kaID mila hai,,..RJ : Wah Aap kitne imaandaarhai….Kya aap unhe wo purse waapiskarna chahenge.??..Pappu : Nahi……Main chahta hun kiRahman Malik ke liye ek SAD SONGbajaya jaaye :p =D ∞
DRINKERS Movies Banate To.Soda Akbar.Rab Ne PiLa Di Thodi.daru De Basanti.Hum Tight Ho Chuke Sanam.Beer ke naam.Bewde Zameen Par.Bewda of d year: ∞
Tujhe Chhup Chhup Ke Bar Bar Dekhna,,Teri Hasi Ke Bad Mera Muskurana,,Tujhe Subah Se Lekar Shaam Tak Sochna,,Rat Bhar Tere Sapne Dekhna Nahi Chhodunga.Jab Tak Hai Jaan.. ∞
Dhoom logic :. If you Take Loan From Bank, and if banks asksfor repayment…They’re wrong !!. Chicago Police Department Thinks MumbaiPolice has better knowledge of Chicago State. Abhishek Bachan’s Auto Rickshaw Is TheUltimate Vehicle Ever.. Aamir Khan’s BMW Bike can turn toanything…almost anything-Boat-aeroplane- Sub marine- tooth brush- cell phone- tv remote- etc…ANYTHING. Abhishek Bachan Can have bike fallen onto himbut still can get up and arrive at Crime SceneFrom Anywhere.. Cop from Mumbai has better Knowledge ofchicago roads than Chicago Police it self.Seriously Pathetic Movie…pathetic story Line…Haha……Just Read This!Bande Hai Yeh Kiske…..Kisne Diya Inko Itna Zor….Chappal Se Dhoyenge Inko Agar Banaya Dhoom ∞
