MADAM : Chandu chal ABCD padh kar dikhaCHANDU : Madam main ABCD padh padh kar ke thak gaya hoonMADAM : Tumhe padhana hi hoga.CHANDU : Madam ABCD padhali bahut, acchi bate karli bahut, ab karunga tere sath GANDI BAT, GANDI -GANDI -GANDI BAT. ∞
Loadsheding se tang aya shakhs bijli se keta hy:Apne karam ki kar adaeinkar de idher bi tu nigaheinsun rahi hy na tuRo raha hun mein…Return mien bijli jawab deti hy k:Bhula dena mujyHy alwida tujyTujy jeena hy, mere bina…. . .. …Ooo bijli ne bi Ashiqi dekh li hy… ∞
Mujhse kaha ishwar ne mat kr intjarIs janam me uska milna namumkin hai.Maine kha agle janam me to mumkin hai.Usne kha pachtayega.Maine kha dekhte hai,Tu meri rooh ko kitna tadpayega.Usne kha chod use,Chal tujhe jannat ki sair karata hu,Maine kha aa dekh mere yarkaMuskurata hua chehratujhe jannat zamin par najar ayegi,Til milakar usne kha,Mat bhul ki tu hai to ek insan,Maine kha mila de mujhe merepyar seAur sabit kr ki tu haibhagwan. ∞
Dhoom , Dhoom , Dhoom are not Movie Series…………They are ‘ Rajiv Gandhi RojgarYojna’for Abhishek Bachhan And UdayChopra ∞
Faulkner came to bat and askeddhoni…………wo lambe balo wala ni aaya aaj?? ∞
Unbearable PJ:-Why Akshay Kumar’s Wife is not a BIG STAR like him?Kyuki….”TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR…!’ ∞
?? Things to Learn From SRK Movies: ???????Kuch Kuch hota hai: DOST SE PYAARMohabattein: ?PRINCIPAL KI BETI SE PYAAR??Kal ho na ho: ?PADOSI KI BETI SE PYAARKabhi khushi Kabhi gum: ?NAUKAR KI BETI SE PYAARKabhi Alvida na Kehna: ??DUSARO KI BIWI SE PYAARBaazigar: ?DUSHMAN KI BETI SE PYAARPardes: ??DOST KI MANGETAR SE PYAARDil se: ? TERRORIST SE PYAARMai Hoon na: TEACHER? SE PYAARVeer Zaara : Hindu hoke Muslim ladki se pyar, woh bhi Pakistani?Chennai Express : DON KI BETI SE PYAAR..Note – SRK teaches us how to manage risky love affairs..!!!?arre haa, risky se yaad aaya,The most risky love is…Rab ne bana di jodi: KHUDKI biwi se pyaar? ?? ∞
Kareena ko ladka hua, bilkul kaala.Saif ne kaha: Tu gori, Main gora, ladka kaise kala?Kareena replied: Tu hot, Main hot… Jal Gaya Saala:Todays Joke..:.Aiswariya’s Daughter Araddhya Going To Play School..Teacher- Who Is Your Grand Father??Araddhya- Big B..Teacher- Who Is Your Mother??Araddhya- Miss World..Teacher- Who Is Your Father..??Araddhya- No Idea Sir Ji. ∞
Waah kya Logic hai:..Ram ne Ravan ko maara(R=R)Krishna ne Kansa ko;(K=K)Godse ne Gandhi ko;(G=G)Obama ne Osama ko;(O:O)Corruption maarega Congress ko (C=C)Ab Modi marega Manmohan ko…! (M=M)Whatsapp creativity. ..Chal chaiya chaiya Kya sanjog hai.Rastrapati- HinduUprastrapati- MuslimPradhanmantri- SikhRakshamantri- Esaai.Hindu Muslim Sikh Esaai.Sabko nachatiItalian Bai…!!Jaldi forward karo..Ye market me naya hai… AJBreaking news…..Deepawali Ke avsar per sarkar ne pyaz ko dry fruit ghosit kar diya hai….. ∞
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain,maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain,Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko,aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain? ∞
Toofani anderi raat mein…kabristan ke andere jungle mein..ek bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha…………..gabra mat sab beham aur afwaah hai..Koi rajnikant bajnikant nahi hota… ” ∞
Har Khushi kam hai,Tera Gum Bhulane ke liye,Ek Tera Gum hi Kaafi hai,Mujhe Umarbhar Rulane ke liye. ∞
. Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata haikabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ?ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai?????????????hahaha????. ∞
.Jab tota ??Jab tota huwa dirtytote se boli menajab tota huwa dirtytote se boli menawhy u worry?????surf excel hai na!!!!!!!!!!!!! ∞
Be Soft and cool Like water,So U can Adjust anywhere in LifeBe hard And attractive Like Diamond,So No one can play with ur emotions. ∞
