What is the Conclusion after watching Chennai Express??………………………..All Rajni Fans are called ‘THALAIVA’ 😉 :p ∞
Dost Barabar likh rha hai..!!nd frnd continously saying”Kutte kuch bta de”st frnd Reply : Mujhe khud kuch Nh aata haind frnd’s Ultimate Answer : Toh apne baap ko luv letter likh rha hai kya..? ∞
I need you in times ofpainof fear and stress;even to smile in myhappiness too. .I need you to share myjoys, … …to share my tears too,with you. .I need you to hold on andbe strong,when things are goingwrong. .I need you to keep thefaith and trust andremind what I’m! .I need you only for twotimes Now And Always ?? ∞
Raaste tabahi ke khud hi nikale humne,Kar diya dil kisi patthar ke hawale humne.hame pataa hai dard kiya shah hai,Ae logon apne hi ghar ko jala kar dekhe hai ujale humne..!! ∞
wo kaunsa tha jam Jo usne piladiyais sar phire ka Sara system hila diya ∞
Mehek whisky ki kabhi kam nahi hoti,pine se zindagi khatam nahi hoti.Botal k sath ho agar namkin or goldflake,to zindagi SULTAN MIRZA se kam nahihoti? ∞
Ghajani effectA Boy opens his tiffin box on the road”y?He wanted check ∞
Ashiqui -An amazing, astounding, admiring,inspiring,fascinating And real love story betweenaMAN And. …… …… Daaru… ∞
Ranjhana:The only movie of bollywoodin which hero doesn’t have musclesandheroine doesn’t have b**bs ..! ∞
God : what do you want? Boy : A Beautiful GirlGod : If u are a muslim, I will give u katrina kaif If u are a Hindu , i will give u bipasha basu and If you are a christian i will give u jenelia d’souza Whats your name my son?Boy : Abdul Vijay FarnandesGod: Rakhi sawant de saale ko bahut oversmart ban raha hai 🙂 ∞
Hindi Teacher: Prasang SahitNimlikhit Pankti ka varnan Kijiye:”Munni badnaam hui ∞
Amitabh public toilet se poora bheeg KEniklaJaya: aap toh susu karne gaye the?AB: jaise mein andar Gaya koi kamina bolaAMITABH BACHCHAN”aur sab meri taraf ghoom Gaye..” ∞
Heer kahe Raanjhe se, O Sun Mere raanjhnaa!Heer kahe Raanjhe se, O Sun Mere Raanjhnaa!Jhuthe bartanon Ko Tum, Ragad- Ragad Kar Maanjhnaa! ∞
Khudi ko kar chodu itna,Ki ladkiya tujhe gand de,Or tere muhse bas ek hi awaj nikle,…………….Sorry is root ki sabhi line vayast hai ∞
Salman Special:WANTED “?Ek Bar Jo Maine”Msg” Karna Shuru Kar Diya TOuske baad to Main Apne “BALANCE” Ki Bhi Nahi sochta?” DABBANG “?Ham tumhare mobile me itne Msg karenge ki kanfuz ho jaoge ki konsa padhe aur konsa delet kare.”READY”???duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf log krenge:i ∞
