Hum dosto ko jaan samjhate hai?.hum dosto ko humrah samjhate hai?dost hame bewafa samjhe to kya huwa?hum dosto ki parchaye banate hai?. ∞
salman khan ki sadi aab tak kyu nahi hua……………………….simple yar kyu ki bho sab ka bhai hai ∞
Zindagi main log milte hain *EVERY TIME*Or ache lagte hain *SOME TIME*Dost bante hain *ONE TIME*Per yaad ate hain *LIFE TIME ∞
Kareena ko ladka hua, bilkul kaala.Saif ne kaha: Tu gori, Main gora, ladka kaise kala?Kareena replied: Tu hot, Main hot… Jal Gaya Saala: ∞
Q chalti ha pawan?BCoz of evaporationQ ghome hai gagan?Bcoz of earth’s rotationKyun machalta hai mann?Bcoz of disorder in digestionNa tu jano na hm!!kyun gum hai har disha?bcoz u hav poor sense of directionkyun hota hy nasha?bcoz of drug addictionna tm jano na hm!!!kyun ati hy bahar?bcoz of change in seasonkyun khota hy karar?bcoz of takng tensionq hota hy pyar?bcoz of opposite attraction..So, SCIENCE HaS ALL The Solutions!!? ∞
After Watching Yeh Jawani Hay Dewani..A Son To His Dad…Son- Papa Main Udna Chahata Hu.Dourna Chahata Hu.Girna Bhi Chahata Hu.Bass Rukna Nahi Chahata….Dad- Bheja Mat Kha.Super Mario Khel.. ∞
Pappu ne FM Radio pe phone kiya aur kaha :Mujhe S.V. Road pe ek Purse mila hai jisme cash. . .ek Credit Card aur Rahman Malik ke naam ka ID mila hai…Radio Jockey : Wah… Aap kitne imaandaar hain…Kya aap unhe wo purse waapis karna chahenge. . ???Pappu : Nahi…Main chahta hu ki Rahman Malik ke liye ek SAD SONG bajaya jaaye… ? ∞
God: What do you want?Boy: A very beautiful girl.God: If you are muslim, I’ll give you Katrina”.If you are hindu ∞
Pappu ne FM Radio pe phone kiya aur kaha :Mujhe S.V. Road pe ek Purse mila hai jisme cash. . .ek Credit Card aur Rahman Malik ke naam ka ID mila hai…Radio Jockey : Wah… Aap kitne imaandaar hain…Kya aap unhe wo purse waapis karna chahenge. . ???Pappu : Nahi…Main chahta hu ki Rahman Malik ke liye ek SAD SONG bajaya jaaye… ? ∞
God: What do you want?Boy: A very beautiful girl.God: If you are muslim, I’ll give you Katrina”.If you are hindu ∞
Ab ek pal ki b doriyan mujhse sahi na jainDard bhri ye tanhaiyan mujhse ab sahi na jain…. ∞
Tere Ishq Ka Sauroor Tha Jo Khud Ko Barbad KarDiya raj”…Warna Duniya Meri Bhi Deewani Thi……..!!!! ” ∞
Yeh zindagi chal to rahi thi,Par tere aane se maine jeena suru kiya,Aur ab taqdir yahi hai,Ke tere har ek khawab ko pura karu,Tujhe zindagi doon.Kyunki tum hi ho ab tum hi hoMeri Aashiqui ab tum hi ho….. ∞
A Boy was screwing a girl on a Railway track.. The train driver spots them and starts hooting but they ignore it..He applies brakes so hard and the trainstops just a few yards away from the couple. Driver jumps from the engine and walks to the boy who just finished and is standing up and zipping up his pants…The driver shouts out to the boy Do u realize that if I had not seen u ∞
Jeete hi tera naam lekar, marney ke baad kya anjaam hoga, Kafan Utha ke dekh lena, O bewafa hoothon pe tera naam hoga. ∞
