CID SMS Jokes

ABHEEJIT DAYA KO BOLA DEKH SARIKA KA FIGURE……

ABHEEJIT DAYA KO BOLA DEKH SARIKA KA FIGURE……..

RAJNI BOLA DONT RUN AWAY I`LL PRESS D TRIGGER
YANNA RASCALA MIND IT!!!

homework kar kar ke agayi h mere hath me moch wah wah

homework kar kar ke aagayi h mere hath me moch wah wah

ACP- Daya darwaza todne se pehle kuch toh soch…

dr. Salunkhe nd taarika gaa rahe the koi geet,

dr. Salunkhe nd taarika gaa rahe the geet……

Acp pradyuman ne kaha ‘ kuch to gadbad hai abhijeet

Kaash mujhe boards me mil jaye man maangi murad

kash mujhe boardz me mil jaye man mangi murad….

Acp pradyuman ne kaha ‘daya, haath laga kya koi suraag ?’

Thande thande paani se nahana chahiye

Thande thande paani se nahana chahiye

Daya, Hame us jagaah pe ek aur baar jaana chahiye.

Ye haseen vaadiyan,
aur khula khula akaash.!

Ye haseen vaadiyan,
Aur khula khula akaash…

MY GOD Abhijit!
Ek aur laash!

Chanchal chandni ko chand sata rha h
Chanchal chandni ko chand sata rha h

ACP bola-Abhijeet zara pata kro ye hm pe itne Pjs Kaun bana rha hai

Teri haasi p me sari jawaniluta dunga,
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Wah
wAh

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Teri haasi p me sari jawaniluta dunga,

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ACP Bola: VAHI RUK JAAO

Arz kiya hai..

Aane wala pal, Jaane wala hai..

Wah wah..

Aane wala pal, Jane wala hai..

Wah wah..

Aur ACP bola, Daya..Dal mein zarur kuch kala hai.

Fredricks ke sar pe ka loan hai….
Fredricks ke sar pe ka loan hai….
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Abhijeet pata karo yeh CID wali shayari banata kaun hai !!!!

salunke: is aadmi ke pet me zeher hai!!
acp:iska matlab samjhe daya
daya:kya sir???
acp:iski maut zeher khane se hui hai!!
salunke:aur han khuni ke sar pe baal nahi hai!!
acp:iska matlab samjhe daya
daya: kya sir???
acp:khuni takla tha!!!!!
abijeet: iska matlab samjhe daya
daya:kya
abijeet:ye takla acp hi khuno hai

Exam me pass hue copy karke aise tese, Wah Wah

Exam me pass hue copy karke aise tese,

ACP NE kaha,

Daya munni badnam hui to hui kaise???

Cid ne sony se naata jod liya,
Cid ne sony se naata jod liya..
Jis room me mana raha,
tha abivjit suhagraat,
Daya ne uska darwaza v tod diya..

Ye duniya hamare hat mai nahi hai……..
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ye duniya hamare hat mai nahi hai…….

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ACP Daya; Qalis jara dire chala ye tere baap ki nahi hai

A apple
B banana..

Wah wah

A apple
B banana

Kuch B ho jaye Dayaa… goli mat chalana