Which Letters Can Change a Girl Into a Women.?
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AGE! ∞
ABBREVIATIONS Which Are Not Known To Many Of Us:
CHESS : Chariot, Horse, Elephant, Soldiers.
COLD : Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease.
JOKE : Joy Of Kids Entertainment.
AIM : Ambition In Mind.
DATE : Day And Time Evolution.
EAT : Energy And Taste.
TEA : Taste And Energy Admitted.
PEN : Power Enriched In Nib.
SMILE : Sweet Memories In Lip Expression.
BYE : Beside You Every-time. ∞
In the marriage party…
ladke ko jorse susu lagi thi,
boy- mummy muje susu lagi hai.
mom- yaha par sabke samne aesa nahi bolte…aesa bolo ki muje song gana hai…!!
boy- ok.
phir ratko baje…
(boy to dad)
boy- papa muje song gana hai..!!
dad- beta..!!, itni ratko kaha song gayega..achha chal mere kan me gale..!!
ladke ne kan me mut diya..!! ∞
This is killer
Chemistry ki class mein Sir ne Ladki se poocha!
What is Nitrate ?”
Ladki sharma kar boli
Kya sir
Night Rate is /- sirf aap k liye……..aur hotel ka alag se
?????????” ∞
At a dance party
boy- will u dance with me?
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Girl- no..main bache k sath nai
nachti?
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Boy- sorry…mujhe nai pta tha aap
pregnant ho. ∞
each n evry pole dr is an equal n opp hole whn that pole enters into d hole that gives rise to either a pole or a hole …. ∞
Can I have your picture? ……… I save natural disasters ∞
Police to santa: Jail
me kaise aana hua?
Sir: Media wali ladki
ki wajah se
Police: Wo kaise?
uski T-shirt pe likha tha PRESS
Maine daba dia!! ∞
Me watching TV alone.!!
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Ads: Cycle Agarbatti, Maggi,
Noodles, Ultratech Cement, etc etc .
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Suddenly Parents enter.!!
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Ads: Manforce Condoms, Whisper,
Choice, Set Wet very very sexy etc
etc
Mindfreak !! ? ∞
NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST ∞
Son: (pointing to the breast) Mom ye kya hai?
Mom: Ye balloon hai.
Son: Mom aapke balloon kamwali ke balloon se chhote kyun hain?
Mom: Tune kamwali ke kab dekhe?
Son: Jab papa hawa bhar rahe the. ∞
Aaj Hum Dono Wada Karein
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Hum Zindagi Bhar Pyar Karenge
Hum Wafa Karenge
Ham Mohbbat Karenge
Sirf Or Sirf
Apni
Piyari
?AMMI JAAN?SE..! ∞
Ek gubbare waale ki dukan ke bahar likha tha:
Agar apne bacche ko gubbara nahi dila sakte to waqt pe gubbara chadha liya karo…!! ∞
Santa was slapped by a lady
in the lift……
bcoz
he misunderstood her request,
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when she said… EK Dabaana”!!” ∞
