Interviewer: There are bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left?Applicant: That?s easy, Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?Applicant: Open the fridge.Put the elephant in.Close the fridge.Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?Applicant: Open the fridge.Take the elephant out.Put the deer in.Close the fridge.Interviewer: It?s lion?s birthday, all the animals are there except one, why?Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion?s birthday.Interviewer: Last question. In the end the old lady still died.Why?Applicant: Err?.I guess she drowned?Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick. You may leave now. ∞
What is WILLPOWER ::It is When you see Notification, grlsMsgs and itemsrequests?..:o…………..And still you Click?LOGOUT?and?Study?? ? ∞
Great Confusion:Jawahrlal Nehru saidLAZINESS IS YOUR BIGGEST ENEMY”Mahatma Gandhi said”ALWAYS LOVE YOUR ENEMY”Ab batao bapu ki sune ya chachu ki?” ∞
?Knowledge??Jalebi? Ko English Mein ?SYRUP FILLED RING?Aur?Pakoray? Ko English main ?FRITTERS? Kehte HeinKuch seekh lo yar.har waqt pochtay rehte ho sabse(-,-)_//_Main tou bachpan se hi intelligent hon;-)B-)( ?.?)/?/) (_/ /_Ab batao beta k chocolate ko urdu me kia khte hain???……;-) ∞
How to increase Positive thinking?..Ans: Watch FASHION TVBcoz u always think..Thik hai, ye nahi to agli wali ka to kuch dikhega..!! ∞
Agr mere paswhite T-shirt hoor apke hath mered markar hoto appmeri t-shirt prkya likhna chahoge?Frwrd to allcmnts ayegebt rply me st ∞
Question by a student !!If a single teacher can tteach us all the subjects,ThenHow could you expect a single studentto learn all subjects ? ∞
Today’s question….Padhai ho gyi kya ∞
.Dost kab bante h?.Love kb hota h?.Love kyo hota h?.Dost se kya umeed rkhni chahiye?.kyu muzhe pasand karte ho.plz rply karnawith answersFast ∞
I.Q. TestMother’s name isMrs. SIXTY TWO”Son’s name is”FIFTY TWO”Daughter’s name is”FORTY TWO”WHAT IS NAME OF FATHER???Reply Must if u’r a geniusAccept this challenge… ” ∞
Serious doubt.!!If a poison is outdated or expired?Is it less poisonous or more poisonous???! :-p ∞
Ek Baat Jo Har Friend Apne BestFriend Se Sab SeZyada Baar Kehta Hai…….Apni Gf Ko Bol Ke Meri B SettingKarwa De Apni KisiFriend Se..”Hahahahahha Agree ? Thoko Like !!! ” ∞
If a baby is born in Africa…Wht will b the color of the baby’s teeth ?Don’t stress your brain.How will a new born baby have teeth?? ;-> ∞
Sabse Jyada Nasha Kisme Hota h?Shrab Me? NoPyar Me? NaPaise Me? NeverSabse jyada nasha…..KITAB Me Hota H,sala Kholte Hi Nind Aa Jati He.. ∞
Q: What should be the surname of # Rupee ?Ans: Girpade… ∞
