Funny Question Jokes

Once two lions were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALAbut girraffe was notbtao q?QKI UNCHI LOGON KI UNCHI PASAND

Batao B (letter) ko thandi kaisalag gaye……..Ans-kyunki B comes between AC

Ek sardar bhagte bhagte ruk gayabtao q????………….arey saans fool gayi thi uskiTum kog bhejan le lo sardar ki 😛

Neha’s father is Rahul.Then Rahul is the _____ of Neha’s father.If u answer this u have iq.This is an IAS question.Try to answer.Its Very simple..Ans:name

Height Of Extra Kameena Baccha..Baap- Saal k Bete ka School bag Check kar Raha tha… Condom Mila…Baap- Sharm Nahi Aati Is UMAR Me bag Me ye Rakhta hai?…..Beta- To kya is Umar Me Baap Ban Jau.

CRAZY QUESTINMuJ pr sb se zyada kia suit krega.:Kajal with pranda.: pink dress with pink lipstick.:Kurta with jeans.:Short shirt with ptyla shlwar.:Black dress with smoky eyes.:Saari wd puf.:red drs wd dark mkup.:Frok wd chori pjma.)pent shrt wd high poni.:Long frok wd opn hair

Maidan me bache khel rahe the Ek admi ne ek bache ki taraf isaara karte hue aap se kaha mai uska baap hu par wah mera beta nahi batao us adami us bache ka kya samband hai.turant answer do.

Giv marks me:Angry:__/Look:__/Dressing:__/Smile:__/Character:__/Attitude:__/Style:__/As ur friend:__/Reply must frndzz..

Want to be st in your class ?Tips :. Wake up everyday at am. Drink Tea or Coffee. Go to school at am , and nobody will be there in your class !!You are st in your class

Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils?…..A. Because they have big fingers..

Sabse bada kaminapan wala mazak kya ho sakta he?..Think…..Think…….Kisi ke shampoo ki bottle me ‘Veet’ mila dena….;)

Shaadi aur mobile Merton kya similarity hai,…Shaadi karne aur mobile kharidne par lagta hai THODA RUK JATA TO ACHHA MODEL MM JATA”:-D ”

Choos relation me…..if u wnt…..???. Best buddy..?. Well known perso?. Best frnd.??. Only frnd.?. Boy frnd.??. Brother.?. Sister.??. Girl frnd.?wrd ts msg to ur cntct n get intresting. Rply….Rply me first….Pooja Ujawane

Missed call to ek bahana hai,Irada to aapka ek lamha churana he,Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo,Aap ki yadon mein humara ana jana hai..

Question of the Day:When you wait for a waiter in a restaurant, aren’t you a waiter?