Why do gorillas have big nostrils?…….Because they have big fingers. xD ∞
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?….Ramu: A teacher ∞
If I drink alcohol, I am an alcoholic.But if I drink fanta,……am I fantastic? 😛 =)) ∞
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning?? ∞
Q: Explain the word automatically.A: Agar koi ganji ladki rikshay main baithi ho tou uss ko kehtey hain auto-main-taklli” ” ∞
Q. What streets do ghosts haunt?A. Dead ends! ∞
M.B.B.S Final Year Exam Question…If A Lady Faints, First Check HerPU_S_”Only Those Students Who Wrote “PULSE” Have Paased 🙂 ” ∞
Q. Why did the baby strawberry cry?A. Because his parents were in a jam! ∞
Q: Pyar krke shaadi krni chahiye ya fir shaadi krke pyar krna chahiye?Best rply: Shadi krke pyar krna chahiye pr is ki khabr biwi ya hsbnd ko nahi honi chahiye. ∞
Question: Why the legal age for voting is And for marriage years?Ans: Desh sambhalna biwi sambhalney se asaan hai. ∞
It Is Well Known Saying DatJo Hanse-Unke Ghar Base”But The Question Is”Basne K Bad Kitne Hanse ?”” ∞
The night was dark, the moon was highI stopped my car….you wondered why?I leant so close, you felt shyI uttered those three wordI…..la puncture? ∞
Auto driver enters in NO ENTRY”.Traffic police sees him but does not stop him.Why?PJ of the Millenium:bcoz Auto driver was WALKING. ” ∞
Programmer : Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?Programmer : No.Programmer : Inheritance. ∞
A chinese pair Mr and Miss Hua, got twins without getting married.What did they name them?Ans: Jo Hua, So Hua ∞
