Arz kiya hai ankho main nami thi,
Aur vitamin ki kami thi..
Wah! Wah!
Jis se raat bhar chatting ki woh
girl friend ki mummy thi.. ∞
Phone ke rishte bhi kitne ajib hote hai,
Balance rakh ke bhi log garib hote hai,
Msgs karne ki taqlif hoti nahi unse,
Khud muft msg padne ke kitne shoukin hote hai. ∞
Chicken aise pakao ke kaccha na ho
Wah wah
Chicken aise pakao k kaccha na ho..
Aur
Mohabbat aise nibhao k baccha na ho!
WaWa WaWa WaWa. ∞
Arz kiya hai..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Wah wah..
Gor farmaiye..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Use jo mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada GDHA hai. ∞
Khamosh plkon se ansu chalak aate hai,
Aap kya jane aap kitne yaad ate hai,
Aaj bhi usi wineshop pe tanha khade hai,
Jaha apne kha tha: Ruko hum abi half leke ate hai”” ∞
Bekar ki Zindgi hum jiya nahi karte,
Expire honewali Dosti hum kiya nahi karte..
Mere SMS aapko Lifetime tak milenge,
Kyuki reply ki chinta hum kiya nahi karte. ∞
Aisi WANI boliye ki jamkar JHAGDA hoye,
Gour farmaye..!
Aisi wani boliye ki jamkar JHAGDA hoye,
Par usse na boliye jo aap se TAGDA hoye ∞
Kabhi- Mere Dil Me Khayal Aata Hai..!
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Kya Hua.. Khayal Dhundh Rahe Ho?
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Arrey Yaar Kaha Na Kabhi- Aata Hai.
Aaj Nahi Aaya. ∞
Chuhe ne kiya sherni ko prapose,
Gift diya usne red rose,
Sherni ne kaha surat aine me dekh,
Chuha bola surat pe mat ja pagli,
Confidence to dekh. ∞
Arz kiya hai . .
Aapki girlfren apki yaad me itna doob gayi.
Aapki girlfrend apki yaad me itna dub gayi.
HAGNE baithi
aur salwar kholna bhul gayi. ∞
Na waqt hai itna ki syllabus pura ho jae,
Na tarkib koi asi ki exam pass kia jae,
esa dard dia hai is PADHAI ne yaro,
Na khul kr Roya jae.. Na Jam kr Soya jae ∞
Milna bichadna sab kismat ka khel hai,
Kahi nafrat kahi dilo ka mel hai,
Bik jata hai har rishta dunia mein,
Sirf dosti hi..
NOT FOR SALE HAI ∞
Salook us ne mujh se kisi cigrete jesa kia,
Pehle jalaya phir piya,
Paaoun rakha bujha dia,
Bas talab thi us ko Meri kuch Waqt ke liye,
Pehle lagaya Honton se,
Aur phir Dhunwen me urha dia,
Apni Saansen kheench ke meri khushbu Khud me basa Li,
Aur
Meri jalti hoi raakh ko apni ungliyon se gira diya. ∞
Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi,
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi,
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi,
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi. ∞
Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi,
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi,
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge,
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi. ∞
