Sbzi teri ho
handi meri ho
wah wah
C.N.G teri ho
Gari meri ho
wah wah
Hum dono ki dosti itni gehri ho
ke Mangetr teri ho aur us se
shadi meri ho
Ab bol wah wah ∞
Ishq ke charche bahut hai,
Ishq mein marte bahut hai,
Hamane bhi ishq karke dekha yaro,
Ishq mein kharche bahut hai. ∞
Awara larkon se achche to gali ke kutte hain!!
e-Dost
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Kam se kam larki palat palat ke dekhti to hai
kk
aa raha hai ya nahi!! ∞
Socha tha har modd pe tmhara intezar krenge,
socha tha har modd pe tmhara intezar krenge,
kambkhat sali sadak hi seedhi nikli ∞
Bhehar Ki Gali Main Paan
Ki Dukan
Devdas Ne Dekhi Paro Ki
Muskan
Devdas Ne Khilaya Paro
Ko Paan
Khake Paan Paro Boli
Shukriya Bhai Jan. ∞
Na jane riste kaise kaise ho gaye,
Aaj hum apke liye aise waise ho gaye,
Agar ab bhi na aaye apke sms to,
Hum samjhenge k hum se pyare paise ho gaye. ∞
Ek ladki thi deewani si
Mobile lekar chalti thi
Nazrain jhuka ke.. Sharma ke
Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi!
Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko
Par jaane kis se darti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse
Yehi poochha karti thi
Yeh ON kaise hota hai
Yeh ON kaise hota hai
aur main sirf yehi kehta tha
ABE ye mobile nahi TV ka remote hai.. ∞
Gazal By Indian AAM AADMI
Yeh Anna hazare be le lo
Yeh Lokpall be le lo
Bhale cheen lo Hum se Bipasha Basu
Magar Hum Ko Lauta do
Woh Kimti Purani
Woh Atta
Woh Gas
Woh Bijli
Woh Pani
Badi Meharbaani…!
Badi Meharbaani…! ∞
Kaun kehta hai.. Ladki hasi means Fasi??
Arz kiya hai..
Muskurana to har Ladki ki Ada hai
Wah-wah !
Use jo Mohabbat Samjhe wo Sabse Bada Gadha hai. ∞
Door se dekha toh ek sher tha..
Door se dekha toh ek sher tha..
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isliye paas gaya hii nahi ..!! ∞
Har tarf padhai ki moh maya hai,
Kitabo mein jivaan kisne paya hai,
Hum to jate hai ladkiya dekhne aur madam kehti thi,
Ladka itni thandd mein bhi padhne aya hai. ∞
Funny Shayaris
. Teri adaon pe jaaun wari-wari..
DIal for Railway Inquiry..
. Na jine ki aarzoo na marne ka Khauf..
the no. u r trying is currently switched off..
. Apne gamon ko dil me daba lo..
Naya Godrej Hair dye, Kato gholo aur laga lo.. ∞
Ek Class Men Girls Aur Boys
Ka Shair O Shayri Ka Mukabla Tha
Girls: Hum Tumhai Hara ke Dikhayen ge..
Boys: Hum Haar Gaye.. Jaldi Dikhao.. ∞
Hasrat-e-deedar ki khatir uski gali mein
mobile recharge ki dukaan khol li ..
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Par yaha to Roz hi naya shakhs
uske no. pe recharge karwa jata hai!! ∞
Haar se pehle mai umeed kyu chhodu..!
Wah Wah
Haar se pehle mai umeed kyu chhodu..!
Daya bola..
Payment sabko milti hai
Darwaza hamesha mai hi kyu Todu”” ∞
