A wife’s biggest ever lie to her husband:
“Tell me the truth… I will forgive you…” ∞
Pati – Tum hamesha mera – mera karti ho,
Mera beta
Mera ghar
Meri car
Tumhe hamara kehna chahiye..
Ab Almari me kya dhoond rahi ho..?
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Wife – Hamara petticoat… ∞
Wife: Where R u?
Husband: I’m At “Bank”.
Wife: Wow thats good.
I need , for new Cell Phone. , for new dress. , for new shoes. for new purse, for my new cosmetics.
Husband: Sorry,
I mean, I am at Blood bank.
“KHOON PIYEGI
KHOON…… ?” ∞
Positive attitude is
When a man arrives home late at night, fully drunk and finds his wife waiting with a Jhaadu in hand…
And..
The Man says:
“Wah Darling, Abhi tak Kaam kar rahi ho…!!! ∞
Wife: jee aaj raat ko kya banaun???
Husband : mood ?? ∞
Husband Wife chori ke topic
par baat kar rahe the
Husband : Jo shakhs chori
karta hai wo baad me zaroor
pachtata hai.
Wife said romanticaly : Aur
tumne jo shadi se pehle
meri ninde churayi thi unke
bare me kya khayaal hai ??
Husband : keh to raha hoon
jo chori karta hai wo baad
mein pachtata zaroor hai…?? ∞
Har aadmi ka sapna:
anko me salary,
anki me bachat,
bedroom ka ghar,
pahiyo ki gadi,
hapte ki chhutti,
pyare bachche,
gungi bivi. ∞
Husband to wife :- Today is a fine day.
Next day he says :- Today is a fine day.
Again next day, he says same thing – Today is a fine day….Finally after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband :- Since last one week, you are saying this ‘Today is a fine day’. I am fed up. What’s the matter?
Husband :- Last week when we had an argument, you said, “I will leave you one fine day.” I was just trying to remind you…… ∞
Epic conversation on Whatsapp chat:
Husband: Call Me Shonu
Wife: mera Shona Babu….
H: arrrrre.,,,Call Me Sweetheart
W: my sweetu … Sweetheart….
H: ufffff …… Call Me Honey..
W: Mera hannu darling ….
H : O pagal aurat, call kar mujhe, balance nhi hai
W: Oho … ok ok… Abhi karti hu! ∞
Husband: can u be the moon of my life?
Wife: Awww Yes sweetheart..!
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Husband: Great! then?.
Stay ,,. kms away from Me..!! ∞
What is the similarity between Media And Wife ?
Jab tak ek hi baat baar na bata de, dono ke dil ko sukoon hi nahi milta… ∞
Sweetness of Indian Wife
Indian Wives come from sophisticated culture of historic proportion.
They do not call their husbands in front of everyone ‘Abey Gadhe” interpreted in English it is “Hey Ass” in harshness.
They call them sweetly in public in abbreviated address “A.G. sunte ho?” interpreted in English it is “Hey Ass are you listening?” ∞
“SHADI” karne k bad
or “MOBILE” lene k bad
hi baat ka afsos hota hai
! Thoray din aur ruk jatay to
es se acha “MODEL” mil jata. ∞
Shohar Biwi se:
Batao Karachi ki wo konsi chorangi he jis ka naam sunte hi BV yaad aajati hai ?
BV: Pata nahi
Shohar: Nagan Chorangi :p
BV:konsa road he jis ka naam sunte hi shohar yaad ajata he?
Shohar: Pata nahi
BV:Bandar road 🙂
Shohar: wo konsi colony jiska nam suntay he tm yad ajati ho?
Biwi: pata ni
Shohar: bhains colony…,,, ∞
What are the three words guaranteed to
humiliate men everywhere?
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Hold my purse..! ∞
