Ques: WIFE aur GIRLFRIEND
Mein Kya Difference Hota
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Answer: Karib Karib kilo ka. ∞
Wife
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W-Wonderful
I-Item
F-for
E-Entertainment
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Husband
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H-handsome
U-useful
S-simple
B-but
A-at
N-night
D-dangerous…:) ∞
Ek dost :
“Yaar, meri biwi maikay gai hui hay..”
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Dosra Dost:
” Aur tum apny Rab Ki koun koun si naimatoun ko jhutlao gay..” ∞
Sukhi.. jeevan ka raz .
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Khud ko Sher samjho ..
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.aur
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Biwi ko,,?
R I N G M A S T E R ………. ∞
If you marry one woman,
She will fight with you.
But,
If you marry women,
They will fight for you.
Think different.
ADD WIFE…HAVE LIFE ∞
If you marry one woman,
She will fight with you.
But,
If you marry women,
They will fight for you.
Think different.
ADD WIFE…HAVE LIFE ∞
A couple never fought in years.
A friend asked: how did you make it possible?
Husband: we went to Paris for our honeymoon,
while horse riding my wife’s horse jumped and
she fell down.
She got up and patted the horse’s back and said
this is your st time
After a while it happened again and my wife said
this your nd time ,
when it happened rd time, my wife took out
the gun and shot the horse..!
I shouted: You PSYCHO you killed the horse.
She gave me a grave look and said this is your
st time!
And since then we have never fought. ∞
A couple never fought in years.
A friend asked: how did you make it possible?
Husband: we went to Paris for our honeymoon,
while horse riding my wife’s horse jumped and
she fell down.
She got up and patted the horse’s back and said
this is your st time
After a while it happened again and my wife said
this your nd time ,
when it happened rd time, my wife took out
the gun and shot the horse..!
I shouted: You PSYCHO you killed the horse.
She gave me a grave look and said this is your
st time!
And since then we have never fought. ∞
I argued:-/… She argued:-/…
I shouted:-/… She shouted:-/ and then she cried:-(
Result: She won by duckworth lewis method.. ∞
A man got a call from unknown number…
Girl: Hi, r u single?
Man: Yes, but who r u?
Ans: Your wife.. Aaj ghar aana tab bataoongi!!
😛
Again, a call from an unknown number…
Girl: R u married?
Man: Yes, but who R u?
Girl: Your girlfriend, U cheat!!
Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife.
Ans: Wife hi hoon kamine, aaj tu bas ghar aaja ∞
Hubby Ke B’day par Wife Ne Pucha-
Kya Gift Dun??
Hubby:-
Tum mujhe Pyar Karo, Izzat Karo aur Mera Kehna Maano…Yahi kaafi hai…!!:-)
Wife:-
(Kuch Der Soch Ke)
Nahin Main To Gift Hi Dungi. ∞
Ek din Wife aur Husband mandir se
niklay to ek faqeer ne kaha:
Shehzadi rupay dede, andha hon
Husband:Dedo,Tumhe Shehzadi
kaha hai to zaroor andha hi hoga ∞
Man in bed with his wife,
slides his hand slowly across her shoulders,
across her waist,
under her neck,
under her back,
& suddenly stops…
Wife: “Why did u stop?”
Man: “Remote sapadla, Zop tu ata!!” ∞
Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka
ho jata?
Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose
rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti. ∞
Angry Husband Sent SMS Mother-In-Law
“YOUR PRODUCT NOT COOKING FOOD PROPERLY”.
Smart Mother-In-Law Replied-
“WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE”.. ∞
