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A cute boyasks a fallen rose:Don`t u get hurt wen u r plucked?Rose replied:No I forget mypain thinking that i am the reasonfor someone smile

Confidence is key, Sometimes, you need to look like you are confident, even when you are not.

It is said that if you close your eyes, you see the person you love the most. and when i do that, . . SlideShow begins.

God has DepositedLove,Joy,Prosperity,Peace,Laughter &All Kinds of Blessings in Ur ATM Account Use without Limit.The PIN Code is PRAYER

You know what COLLEGE means?? C=Come O=On L=Lets L=Love E=Each G=Girl E=Equally So every BOY goes to COLLEGE.

Girlfriend is Hot Water, Lover is Mineral Water, Wife is Corporation Water, Relationship is Kaveri Water, ButFRIENDSHIP”is pure Rain Water!”

Some TimeWe Fail to Understand..theFeelings of very Close People inour Life.Because a Book heldvery Nearer to Eyes is very Difficult to read

Bura mat suno. Bura mat dekho. Bura mat bolo. I did not know `Bura` was Manmohan singh`s nickname.

Position of a husband is just like a Split AC… No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!

Keep your attitude in your pocket otherwise I will show you what it means actually.

That awkward moment when you are actually telling the truth but you laugh during it, and everybody thinks you are lying.

Husband:can u be the moon of my life?Wife: Awww Yes sweetheart..! . . Husband: Great! then… Stay ,,. kms away from Me..!!

Hard fact about youngsters, . . . They are always busy watching the desktop wallpaper.. whenever their parents enter their room`

Today`s Relationships: You can touch each other, . but . . . . not each others phones..!!

Lines by School boy.Love is when i walk to other side of classroom to sharp my pencil,Just to See her.N then realize that.Im holding a pen.