Kiss SMS

Kiss is the key of love.
Love is the key of marriage.
Marriage is the box of children.
Children are problem of pakistan.
So stop the kissing and save the pakistan.

One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D

Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess??
Guess
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.
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Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

What is the kiss in view…….
Geometry:- Kiss is the shortest distance between Lips”
Economics:- “Kiss is that thing which DEMAND
is always higher than SUPPLY””

A KISS …

Can Be A Comma (,)
A Question Mark (?)
Or
An Exclamation Point (!) …

That’s Basic Spelling
That Every Woman
Ought To Know

A peach is a peach.
A plum is a plum.
A kiss is not a kiss
unless its with tongues…

Kiss is fly from lips,
Lips is wet also kiss,
Dont miss a kiss
it is a valve of this,

Different types of kisses and their meaning

Kiss On The Forehead ->Forever you Will Be Mine”
Kiss On The Ear ->”I’m romantic”
Kiss On The Cheek ->”We’re Friends”
Kiss On The Hand ->”I Adore You”
Kiss On The Neck ->”We Belong Together”
Kiss On The Shoulder ->”I Want You”
Kiss On The Lips ->”I Love You” OR”I Want You””

Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl
is simply not giving the kiss
the attention it deserves.

DO U KNOW D FULL FORM OF KISS MISS
K=KISS
I=IS
S=SO
S=SWEET
M=MISS
I=IS
S=SO
S=SEXY
THATS Y ITS TASTE IS SWEET & SEXY

A kiss is something
you cannot give without taking
and cannot take without giving.

Kiss Definition in Physics:-
Kiss is the process of charging up human bodies”

Kiss Definition in Computer:-
“Like bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE””

People say
A blessed KISS is on HEAD

A sweet KISS is on CHEEKS

A passionate KISS is on LIPS

A romantic KISS is on NECK

But seriously

HOTTEST KISS is on

Iron

Try it:p

True Love Is When A Boy Ask The Girl
For A ‘Kiss’ And The Girl Simply Close Her Eyes
And Allow The Boy For A ‘Kiss’
But The Boy Kisses” On “Forehead””

Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it time