Squeeze the whole body, rub everywhere, kiss at top, lick & suck the flesh.
Oh.. You’ll not understand.
:Thats the way to eat a Mango.
HAPPY MANGO SEAS ∞
Hum LADKE hr kaam m kmal kr de
Jo wada kre wo pura hr hal m kr de
Kya jrurt hai Ldkiyo ko LIPSTICK lgane ki
Hmse khe hm chum- k hi lal kr de. ∞
Din mai karoge to sust rehoge,
Raat mai karoge to chust rehoge,
Roj karoge to khus rehoge,
Din raat karoge to tandurust rehoge..
What ??
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Sms yar. ∞
Girl: Bas karo koi dekh lega,
boy: Kuch nahi hoga tum sidhi raho,
Waha se hath hatao,
Pls thoda sa dikha do,
Agar nahi dikhaya to main..
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Fail ho Jaunga! ∞
Sometimes opportunity knock at the door, other times the knock spoils the opportunity. ∞
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kia samjhe?
hamesha galt hi sochna
Ziyada SMS parhoge to itna bara chashma lage ga. ∞
Kissing is the Best Practice Lips,It keeps the LipsWet, soft, Flexible and Reddish Pink,So alwayz keep kissing ToSweet Children Only. ∞
Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girlfrnd..
If you don’t wanna see me smoking ∞
Mirchi muh k alaawa or kaha LAGTI h ?
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Kheto me pagal.
Tumhara Ulta dimag galat hi sochoge.@ ∞
Kabhi Raaty main leti hun, Kabhi Din mai leti hun, Jab bhi jarurat pade, Prabhu ka naam leti hun.. ∞
Jinke pass hai Wo Haat me leke hilate hai.Jinke pass nahi hai wo ungali dalke kam chalate hai…
bolo kya?
Dirty mind?
It is TOOTH BRUSH ∞
Kya aap bor ho rahe hain kuch karne ka mann ho raha hai?To
Chain kholo
haath andar dalo,
aur
bag se book nikal kar padho. ∞
Usne sab k samne awaz lagai
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Mene awaz suni to usay pehchan liya
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Mene churi nikali
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Uski taraf tezi se badha. Aur bola
khan Bhai! churi tez kardo! ∞
Mere sapno ki rani kab aaegi tu,
Aae rut mastani kab aaegi tu,
Beet jae zindagani kab aaegi tu,
chali aa chali aa
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Oye I am talking
abt electricity! ∞
Kbhi hath pe
Kbhi hont pe
Kbhi ankh pe
Kbhi Gal pe
Kbhi nak pe
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Kiss
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Qadar MAKHIYAN tang krti hai
Garmi mai.. ∞
