Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can”t u read ”Parking for two wheelers only” ∞
See what a spelling mistake can do…
Santa went to Goa. Sent SMS to his wife: Having a wonderful time, wish u were Her ∞
Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye. ∞
Santa: I got old age pension by showing grey hair on my chest.
Jeeto: Pant ki zip khol ke dikha dete to Disability Allowance bhi mil jaata ∞
Santa: Raat film vich ik chudail kade mere aggey, kade mere pichchey…
Jeeto: Kehri film si ?
Santa: Apne Shaadi di movie si ! ∞
Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can”t u read ”Parking for two wheelers only” ∞
See what a spelling mistake can do…
Santa went to Goa. Sent SMS to his wife: Having a wonderful time, wish u were Her ∞
Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye. ∞
Lady: Time kitna hua hai?
Banta: Bra Panties.
Lady: Time poocha hai Nonsense.
Banta: Time hi to bataya hai . ∞
This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.;
Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai aur pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata ∞
– Sardar ji is buying a TV
Do you have color TVs?”
“Sure.”
“Give me a green one ∞
