Basketball player to RAJNIKANT:I can spin a ball on my finger for hours… can u ???..rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it.. ∞
Ek Baar Discovery Wale,Jwalamukhi Dekhne Gaye,..& They Got Shocked……Because Rajnikant Waha AlreadyPapad Shek Raha Tha…:p ∞
Rajnikant & A Girl werePlaying Cards (Teen Patti),Rajnikant had Ekkas (AAA)But cud not win, Why?Bcoz the Girl had Rajnikants. ∞
bar chand pe Makkhi dikhai di.NASA k officers khus ho gaye-LIFE ON MOONLIFE ON MOONBaad Me pata chalaRAJNIKANT patang uda rha tha..!!! ∞
People Update StatusVia BlackBerry,IPhone,IPad, Etc……..Rajinikanth Updates StatusVia Calculator! ∞
Why did British leave India in only?Because they came to know thatUnka baap RAJNIKANTH wasGoing to born in . :p ∞
DHOOM Jhohn, Rhritk and Amir on BIKEWid speed of km/hr&.Rajanikant overtakes themWid Bicycle n saysBeta Save Fuel Use cycle”:)” ∞
rajnikanth’s truth’s :Once a media guy asked Rajini:Don’t you get angry afterSeeing these ridiculous jokes on you?”Rajini replied:”Do you think they are jokes?”” ∞
Teacher-Agar raat me machhar kaate to kya karna chahie?…..Santa- Chup chaap khujaakar so janaChahie qki aap RAJNIKANT to ho nahiJo machhar se sorry bulwaloge..=)) =D ∞
Dis msg is being Sent by RajnikantIn the Interest of Humanity-Guys Plz Stop making Jokes on Me ∞
Cant beat this one-Rajnikanth’s dog’s houseHas a signboard on it, saying……..Maalik Se Sawdhan. :p ∞
JAMES BOND comits sucide afterWatching Rajni’s Film…WHY.?. .Rajni had empty gun,Villain fired at him;..He Catches the BULLET putsIt in his gun & kills the villain.: ∞
Vo kaun aadmi haiKo ek hath se gadi rok shakta hai????……..TRAFFIC POLICE yaar…Tum bhi na …Har bar rajnikant nahi ata.. ∞
Rajnikant as a student:He got ques in exam saying SOLVE ANY ! He solved all & wrote:YANNA RASCALLA !! CHECK ANY …!! ∞
Once Dinosaurs borrowed money frmRajnikanth n refused pay him back..Tat was d last time.After that no one sawDinosaurs. ∞
