Funny Question Jokes

Interviewer: There are bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left?Applicant: That?s easy, Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?Applicant: Open the fridge.Put the elephant in.Close the fridge.Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?Applicant: Open the fridge.Take the elephant out.Put the deer in.Close the fridge.Interviewer: It?s lion?s birthday, all the animals are there except one, why?Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion?s birthday.Interviewer: Last question. In the end the old lady still died.Why?Applicant: Err?.I guess she drowned?Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick. You may leave now.

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