Husband Vs Wife

A wife’s biggest ever lie to her husband:

“Tell me the truth… I will forgive you…”

Pati – Tum hamesha mera – mera karti ho,

Mera beta

Mera ghar

Meri car

Tumhe hamara kehna chahiye..

Ab Almari me kya dhoond rahi ho..?

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Wife – Hamara petticoat…

Positive attitude is

When a man arrives home late at night, fully drunk and finds his wife waiting with a Jhaadu in hand…

And..

The Man says:

“Wah Darling, Abhi tak Kaam kar rahi ho…!!!

Wife: Where R u?

Husband: I’m At “Bank”.

Wife: Wow thats good.

I need , for new Cell Phone. , for new dress. , for new shoes. for new purse, for my new cosmetics.

Husband: Sorry,

I mean, I am at Blood bank.

“KHOON PIYEGI

KHOON…… ?”

Wife: jee aaj raat ko kya banaun???

Husband : mood ??

Husband Wife chori ke topic

par baat kar rahe the

Husband : Jo shakhs chori

karta hai wo baad me zaroor

pachtata hai.

Wife said romanticaly : Aur

tumne jo shadi se pehle

meri ninde churayi thi unke

bare me kya khayaal hai ??

Husband : keh to raha hoon

jo chori karta hai wo baad

mein pachtata zaroor hai…??

Har aadmi ka sapna:

anko me salary,

anki me bachat,

bedroom ka ghar,

pahiyo ki gadi,

hapte ki chhutti,

pyare bachche,

gungi bivi.

Husband to wife :- Today is a fine day.

Next day he says :- Today is a fine day.

Again next day, he says same thing – Today is a fine day….Finally after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband :- Since last one week, you are saying this ‘Today is a fine day’. I am fed up. What’s the matter?

Husband :- Last week when we had an argument, you said, “I will leave you one fine day.” I was just trying to remind you……

Epic conversation on Whatsapp chat:

Husband: Call Me Shonu

Wife: mera Shona Babu….

H: arrrrre.,,,Call Me Sweetheart

W: my sweetu … Sweetheart….

H: ufffff …… Call Me Honey..

W: Mera hannu darling ….

H : O pagal aurat, call kar mujhe, balance nhi hai

W: Oho … ok ok… Abhi karti hu!

Husband: can u be the moon of my life?

Wife: Awww Yes sweetheart..!

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Husband: Great! then?.

Stay ,,. kms away from Me..!!

What is the similarity between Media And Wife ?

Jab tak ek hi baat baar na bata de, dono ke dil ko sukoon hi nahi milta…

Sweetness of Indian Wife

Indian Wives come from sophisticated culture of historic proportion.

They do not call their husbands in front of everyone ‘Abey Gadhe” interpreted in English it is “Hey Ass” in harshness.

They call them sweetly in public in abbreviated address “A.G. sunte ho?” interpreted in English it is “Hey Ass are you listening?”

“SHADI” karne k bad

or “MOBILE” lene k bad

hi baat ka afsos hota hai

! Thoray din aur ruk jatay to

es se acha “MODEL” mil jata.

Shohar Biwi se:

Batao Karachi ki wo konsi chorangi he jis ka naam sunte hi BV yaad aajati hai ?

BV: Pata nahi

Shohar: Nagan Chorangi :p

BV:konsa road he jis ka naam sunte hi shohar yaad ajata he?

Shohar: Pata nahi

BV:Bandar road 🙂

Shohar: wo konsi colony jiska nam suntay he tm yad ajati ho?

Biwi: pata ni

Shohar: bhains colony…,,,

What are the three words guaranteed to

humiliate men everywhere?

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Hold my purse..!