Double Meaning Jokes

Dimag chalao aur jawab do.

Ek Gali Mein _____ Bacche Khel Rahay The.
Uss Gali Mein Se ek _____ Aurat Guzar rahi thi.
Uss _____ Aurat ke Hath Mein _____ Thi.
Un _____ Bachon Ne Uss _____ Aurat Ki _____ Gira Di.

In Khali Jaga Main Ek Hi Word Aye Ga.. Dimag chalao aur jawab do.
?
? It’s CHALLENGE U

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur’s Faithfully,

#heart attack….

Suna h kal aapki kanpati pe gadhe ne bandook rakhi

Or aapko option diye
.Jaan do
ya

.Kiss do
Khushi hui k aj aap zinda ho

Good decision.

Do baar lips pe,
.
baar gaal pe,
.
baar mathe pe,
.
baar eyes pe
.
Kiss wiss nai Oye!!….
Cold cream zaroor lagana
Sardi aa gai hai na.

HAPPY WINTER!!

Savita to Black Boy: Tum itne Kale Kyu ho?
BOY:Agr Me Kala hu to isme tumare Baap ka Kya jata h? Savita:Agr Mere Baap ka gya hota to itne Kale nahi hote

Dil Or Duniya Main Srf Itna Frq Hai
K
Is Dunia Me Bhot Log Rhte Hain
Or
Is
Dil
Main SiRf
Aap
.

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.
.
.
.
.
Ki
bhabi” Rehti he

TUSI
Hr Jaga na war jaya Kro
Ay dil hai koi seatar bus ni..:”

Once a mother and son goes for diwali shopping
Son : waha us bilding me phatake milte he calo kharidte he
Mother: vaha phatake nahi melte he
Son: milte he
Mother: vo girls hostel he vaha patha ke kaha se milen ge
Son: lekin papa kehate he ki yahi sab fuljhari milti he

ek lrka ek larki
aha aha
adhi raat ko
oho oho
jungle main
wah wah
jhari k peichay
ouii
sab say chup k
UFF
DABA DABA k
aha aha
mango kaha rahey they

Miyya Biwi ki bol chaal band thi.
Koi zaruri baat karni hoti to bacche ke zariye baat karte the.
Ek din Husband ka SEX karne ka mood ho gaya,
Ussne bacche ko kaha : Beta Apni Ammi se kaho ki letter type karna hai,
Type Writer pe.
Biwi ne kaha : Keh do Laal ribbon lagi hai baad mein karna.
din baad biwi ne kahalwaya : Beta Apne Abbu se kaho letter type kar le.
Husband : Beta Jaao Keh Do,
Letter Zaruri Tha Haath Se Likh Liya.

Suhag raat thi k achanak
dulhe ki maa ne darwaza
bajaya to dulhan bhaag kar
parde k peche chup gaye
dulha bola maa hai meri
dulhan oho me samji
chaapa par gaya

Loyalty Tests…

Test :
Wife buys underwears of same colour for hubby.

Hubby- Why same colour sweetheart. people will think I never change my underwear.
Wife- Which people

Total silence…

Two friends sitting in a boring lecture

st friend: It’s so boring, even my bums have fallen asleep

nd friend: Ya!!! I heard them snoring twice??

Uff Kya Kar Rahe Ho??
Aisa Mat Karo…
Please Mat Karo…
Aisa Nahi…
Mat Dabao…
Neeche Kyun Jaa Rahe Ho??
Ho Jayega…..
Kaha Tha Mat Karo..
Ho Gaya Na.
Message Khatm

Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.

Typical Bombay Parsi Hindi:

Parsi woman desperately trying to catch a BEST Bus….,
Getting on bus shouts Oye Gadheda conductor
kya karta hai -hamara ek tang upar hai aur ek niche hai
aur beech me tum Ting Ting karta hai”