Muqadar main raat ki nend nahi to kya hua
Hum bhi muqadr ko dhoka de kar din ko so jatay hain.. ∞
Zamin par wo mera naam likhte hai aur mitate hai.
Unka to timepass ho jata hai…
Kambhakt mitti mein hum mil jate hai. ∞
India is nation and Dadar is station,
wha wha
India is nation and& dadar is station,
Do not fall in love, First complete your Education..!! ∞
Cid ne sony se naata jod liya,
Cid ne sony se naata jod liya..
Jis room me mana raha,
tha abivjit suhagraat,
Daya ne uska darwaza v tod diya.. ∞
Har doori mitani padhti hai,
har baat btani padhti hai,
lagta hai dosto ke pass waqt hi nahi hai,
aaj kal
khud apni yaad dilaani padhti hai. ∞
Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai.
Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai
Khud to msg karte nahi hai,
Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai. ∞
Arz Hai..
Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
Wah Wah..
Ershad-Ershad..
Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
aur
Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki Marji! ∞
Dost ruthe to rab ruthe,
fir ruthe to jag chhute,
agar fir ruthe dil tute,
aur agar fir ruthe?
nikal danda
maar sale ko jab tak danda na tute. ∞
India ki reet-ladki agar apni marzi se patjaye to pyar,
agar dost pata de to uphar,
agar gharwale le aaye to sanskar,
aur agar khud pata kar ghar leaao to hahakar. ∞
Aapko humse kabhi khone nahi denge,
aapko mujh se alag hone nahi denge,
kabhi sms bhi kar dia kro warna,
aankh mein mirchi dal denge aur dhone bhi nahi denge. ∞
Na jane wo hmse kya chhupati thi,
Kuch tha uske hotho pe,
Mgar na jane kyu shrmati thi,
jab muh khulwaya to pta chala,
Saali kutti R.M.D. Khati thi. ∞
Har barish mein yahi dua hai hamari ki
Barish ke jitne qatre zamin par gire,
Utni baar aap slip ho ke gire,
.
.
Khushiyo ke samundar mein. ∞
Aapke jaisa dost khone nahi denge,
apko humse alag hone nahi denge,
Roz sms kiya kro warna Aakhon mein
mirchi dal denge aur dhone bhi nahi denge. ∞
Dhadkan dil ki ruk jati hai,
Sanse aksar tham jati hai,
Bahut buri halat hoti hai yaaro,
Jab
Girlfriend se shadi karne ki naubat aati hai..!! ∞
Aapki bato pe dil haru
WAH! WAH!
Aapki surat pe jan waru
WAH! WAH!
Jis din nahi aata aap ka sms
dil karta hai aapko
patak-patak ke maru! ∞
