Funny Shayari

Muqadar main raat ki nend nahi to kya hua
Hum bhi muqadr ko dhoka de kar din ko so jatay hain..

Zamin par wo mera naam likhte hai aur mitate hai.

Unka to timepass ho jata hai…
Kambhakt mitti mein hum mil jate hai.

India is nation and Dadar is station,
wha wha
India is nation and& dadar is station,
Do not fall in love, First complete your Education..!!

Cid ne sony se naata jod liya,
Cid ne sony se naata jod liya..
Jis room me mana raha,
tha abivjit suhagraat,
Daya ne uska darwaza v tod diya..

Har doori mitani padhti hai,
har baat btani padhti hai,
lagta hai dosto ke pass waqt hi nahi hai,
aaj kal
khud apni yaad dilaani padhti hai.

Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai.
Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai
Khud to msg karte nahi hai,
Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai.

Arz Hai..

Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..

Wah Wah..

Ershad-Ershad..

Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
aur
Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki Marji!

Dost ruthe to rab ruthe,
fir ruthe to jag chhute,
agar fir ruthe dil tute,
aur agar fir ruthe?
nikal danda
maar sale ko jab tak danda na tute.

India ki reet-ladki agar apni marzi se patjaye to pyar,
agar dost pata de to uphar,
agar gharwale le aaye to sanskar,
aur agar khud pata kar ghar leaao to hahakar.

Aapko humse kabhi khone nahi denge,
aapko mujh se alag hone nahi denge,
kabhi sms bhi kar dia kro warna,
aankh mein mirchi dal denge aur dhone bhi nahi denge.

Har barish mein yahi dua hai hamari ki
Barish ke jitne qatre zamin par gire,
Utni baar aap slip ho ke gire,

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Khushiyo ke samundar mein.

Na jane wo hmse kya chhupati thi,
Kuch tha uske hotho pe,
Mgar na jane kyu shrmati thi,
jab muh khulwaya to pta chala,
Saali kutti R.M.D. Khati thi.

Aapke jaisa dost khone nahi denge,
apko humse alag hone nahi denge,
Roz sms kiya kro warna Aakhon mein
mirchi dal denge aur dhone bhi nahi denge.

Dhadkan dil ki ruk jati hai,
Sanse aksar tham jati hai,
Bahut buri halat hoti hai yaaro,
Jab
Girlfriend se shadi karne ki naubat aati hai..!!

Aapki bato pe dil haru
WAH! WAH!

Aapki surat pe jan waru
WAH! WAH!

Jis din nahi aata aap ka sms
dil karta hai aapko
patak-patak ke maru!