Naughty SMS

Mom Of da Milenium: A Girl Tells her Mom: ‘I Want Some Fresh Air,Can i Go a Walk ?’ Mom: ‘Alright,But Ask Ur Fresh Air To Leave U Home By PM’ !

Thandi Ka Mast Fayada Hai? ? Kya Soch Rahe Ho ? ? Aapko to Bas Hi Fayada Dikhta h ? ? Sudhar Jao samJhe Garami Nahi Lagati. Happy Winter Season””

Thandi Ka Ek Mast Fayada Hai?? Kya Soch Rahe Ho ?? Aapko to Bas Ek Hi Fayada Dikhta hai ?? Sudhar Jao samjhe – Garami Nahi Lagati. Happy Winters””

Aaj kal man kar ro hai ki me thane kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar sabke samne Ek.. k …ki …kis…..kiss kissa sunau thanedaar ka

Going Late To Class, in TOre Jeans&messy hair. Entring The class widout Permission n saying to MAM: ‘Hey SwEeTy!’ ‘CARRYY ON DONT STOP’…

Ladki ke T-shirt par bane aeroplane ko ladka ghurne laga GIRL:kabhi aeroplane nahi dekha? BOY:aeroplane toh dekha aisa airport nahi dekha

Son: I Don’t Want to Go to School Mom: Why.? Son: Want to work Mom: What Work Will You Do With UKG Knowledge.? Son: Take Tution for LKG GIRLS.. !! 😛 :))

Definition of Nurse: ‘Nurse is a Beautiful Dashing Girl, Holding Your Hand Looking into Your eyes ‘n still wants Your Pulse Will Be Normal’.. !

Talwar ka zakhm dawa se thik ho jata hai. ______________Mgr __ ?????????
? Zuban ka zakhm kisi dawa se thik nahi hota. wo sirf kissing se thik hota ha ?

At st a little nibble- a slow & temptin lick.i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow quick! CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT URS?

aisi kaunsi websie hai?? jise ladke ladji chupchup ke dekhte hai…… . . . . . . . . . . WWW.RESULTS.COM harbar bure khayalat mat paida karo, dimag sadh jaayega…..

Din mai karoge to sust rehoge,
Raat mai karoge to chust rehoge,
Roj karoge to khus rehoge,
Din raat karoge to tandurust rehoge..
What ??
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Sms yar.

Girl: Bas karo koi dekh lega,
boy: Kuch nahi hoga tum sidhi raho,
Waha se hath hatao,
Pls thoda sa dikha do,
Agar nahi dikhaya to main..

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Fail ho Jaunga!

Women r greedy, they want everything from d same man.. Men r so simple, they want the same thing from every woman

V all spend so much money for buying clothes!!!
But the best moments of life are enjoyed without clothes,

Stop smiling,
Its Childhood…