PAPPU got a call from unknown number..

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Girl:” Hi, r u single.. ??

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PAPPU:”Y es, but who r u..??

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Ans:” Your wife.. Aaj ghar aana tab bataoongi..

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Another call from unknown number..

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Girl: ” R u married.. ??

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PAPPU:” Yes, but who R u..??

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Girl:”Your girlfriend, U cheat..

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PAPPU:” Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife..

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Answer :”Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas ghar

aaja..