Husband to wife :- Today is a fine day.

Next day he says :- Today is a fine day.

Again next day, he says same thing – Today is a fine day.

Finally after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband :- Since last one week, you are saying this ‘Today is a fine day’. I am fed up. What’s the matter?

Husband :- Last week when we had an argument, you said,”I will leave you one fine day.” I was just trying to remind you…….